There will be no von Whoorlie Family Performance Art this year during our annual Spring pilgrimage to Santa Fe. While my father and I might perform the infamous Endless Love duet, my mom and The Magnate might shake a tail feather to some Motown oldies, my sister Lala will not be part of the massive drink-a-thon because she done got knocked up.
Can you BELIEVE the audacity? Two years in row, the whoorlie sisters have put a stop to the performance art! No more Britney escapades, no more re-acquainting ourselves with NSYNC dance moves (via a VHS tape from 1994), no more karaoke…WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!
This year, I will have the pleasure of joining the cool club, while Lala will be the lonely outcast, partaking in a lot of this.
Well, there’s always 2008.
Wito’s going to be a cousin! Congrats to Lala and The Magnate!
Kiki
April 19, 2007 at 2:43 pmBabies and booze!! Not together- seperately. Now that is a family vacation!
nabbalicious
April 19, 2007 at 6:19 pmHooray! Congrats all around!
Angella
April 20, 2007 at 6:17 amCongratulations! I, too, thought at first YOU were announcing something :)
BeachMama
April 20, 2007 at 7:23 amCongratulations to Lala!! That is exciting news. I hope your Spring pilgrimage is a great time even without the performance art and booze (well, no booze for Lala, but Whoorl can drink, no?).
Barbara
April 21, 2007 at 10:42 amCongratulations!!
Erin Rae
April 23, 2007 at 9:22 amAlso guilty of immediately jumping to the conclusion that you were the one who was knocked up….
Congrats to Lala and The Magnate, and of course, future cousin Wito.
I really don’t think that pregnancy is a worthy excuse for skipping the performance art. Maybe you could get her to drink a couple bottles of Glucola – surely the headrush from all that sugar would be good for at least one YouTube worthy tune!
natalie
April 23, 2007 at 10:10 amAww! Congrats LaLa and The Magnate. And of course Auntie Whoorl and the whole bunch!
Danielle
April 23, 2007 at 12:16 pmYay for more beautiful babies!