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The Nanny Diaries

I’ve printed out several helpful question sheets for nanny interviews from various websites, but I really want to ask the following questions:

1) Will you be washing your hands after defecating in my bathroom?

2) Have I seen your boyfriend/husband on Dateline’s “To Catch A Predator”?

3) Will you fill the bottles from the tap because you’re too lazy to use the cold filtered water which has to be heated (not in the microwave of course, HOT SPOTS! HOT SPOTS!)?

4) Are you prone to fits of rage involving hurling babies across rooms?

And finally,

5) Are you comfortable with an over-protective and curious mother stopping by the house every hour to check up on you?

No, you say? Excellent.

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Pressure’s On

I’m going back to work…don’t know for how long, but right now I have to focus on finding a nanny in 13 days. Peace.

Maybe some photos from Cabo will hold you over…

Eve of the suspect yellowtail sushi. Dabbling in some performance art…little did I know what would be happening 6 hours later.

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Randoms from the trip.

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And of course, MY favorite photos. My boys.

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