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Auntie Lala Came To Town

We both possess a PhD*, yet can’t quite figure out how to center ourselves in the photo. Brilliant.

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I’m glad we took these photos- they will always remind me of our sisterly bonding, but more importantly, that I should NEVER leave the house without makeup.

*This is a blatant lie. Sounded good at the time, though.

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Idiots

I need you all to send virtual hugs to my parents- they are having quite a shitious day.

My mom recently got a brand new car (I bought hers, remember). Some asshole ran a red light (he said it was yellow and didn’t get ticketed) and pummeled her this morning. Luckily, she walked away unscathed but he caused $18,000 in damage.

18,000 DOLLARS.

They haven’t even received the title yet!

I’m trying to look at the big picture, but man, this kind of crap makes me sick.

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A Very Important Message From Wito

He would like everyone to know that the GOCD lady caused no permanent damage.