Master Detective Status Achieved

In what can only be described as pure genius, I have solved Mystery Case Files: Huntsville and now possess the key to the city.

Too bad it’s only 9:00am on Friday and I still have PLENTY of time left until Monday morning.

Well, I guess I can always try to beat my previous time…

…and what’s up with these jackass weathermen repeatedly talking about the “cooldown” on the coast? Those lying sacks of shit said the high today was going to be 73 degrees. Newsflash, my outside thermometer reads 83 degrees at 9:24am in the shade. 9:24 AM PEOPLE! IT’S GOING TO BE AT LEAST 90 TODAY! I’M LOSING MY MIND! IT’S STILL HOT, HUMID and NO BREEZE!

ASSHOLES. It’a a good thing I don’t own a gun.

  1. Teej

    July 28, 2006 at 10:10 am

    Sounds like the here weather in Ontario, Canada. It’s forecasted to be 32 (89.6 F) with a humidex that make it feel like 41 (105 F) over the next few days. At least a/c is common in most houses here. I can’t imagine what it must be like for you to be pregnant in this weather.

  2. Lyndsay

    July 28, 2006 at 10:13 am

    Does the Penguino not help? Do you have 7-11s? An Icee, perhaps?

  3. whoorl

    July 28, 2006 at 10:18 am

    We took the Penguino back to Lowe’s – it was the biggest $500 piece of shit known to man. We bought a window unit which works beautifully in the bedroom, but do you realize HOW INSANELY BORING it is to sit in the bedroom with the door shut all day?

    I find myself daydreaming about hanging out in the living room…I bet it would be good times…

  4. Angella

    July 28, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    Could you get your hubby to stand next to you with a big palm leaf and fan you all weekend so you can lay on the couch?

    It’s the least he can do, seeing as you’re soon to push out Whoorlito :)

  5. Amy

    July 28, 2006 at 1:15 pm

    whoorl…i feel the same about those damn weathermen. all week i have been looking so forward to that so called drop to 70’s and its hotter than hell fire outside. it is reminding me of hot, sweaty, sticky oklahoma july heat. i go to my cold a/c car to cool off now days. i am sure your laptop would work in there! max a/c blowing straight up on ya and little whoorlito! just don’t forget the water jug…

  6. Serenity Now

    July 28, 2006 at 1:36 pm

    Second the car thing. Heard about the cooldown and thought of you, but then when I heard “barely below 3-digit temperatures” I thought, “WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT’S NOT A COOLDOWN.” And then stomped around – in honor of you.

  7. kimmer

    July 29, 2006 at 8:07 am

    Hang in there – you are going to be all right. That being said, I am right there with your heat complaints. To put it lightly, Kansas sucks ass right now.

  8. Serenity Now

    July 29, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    I keep checking back because I was guessing this was The Weekend. Because of the 0.86 somethings away, but grrr… guess not. Unless you are having the kid NOW and not playing Mystery Case Files in the comfort of your AC bedroom. Something to ponder tonight…

  9. BeachMama

    July 30, 2006 at 5:00 am

    Just wondering if you are getting excited yet?? Tomorrow could be your big day! I am excited for you. Hope your hospital has a/c ;).

  10. reluctant housewife

    July 30, 2006 at 5:31 pm

    I can’t stop wondering if Whoorlito has arrived. I’ll wait patiently for news. This is not easy for me.

  11. Jessie

    July 30, 2006 at 5:58 pm

    Hope you’re managing to stay cool. Have you tried MCF: Prime Suspects yet? That is incredibly fun and addictive too. It prevented me from getting any work done on Friday.

  12. don't call me ma'am

    July 31, 2006 at 10:47 am

    Dammit… you hooked me on that game. And unfortunately, I have not been told to stay off my feet, drink plenty of fluids, and eat bonbons. Gah.

    I have achieved Master Detective and now am on to the Prime Suspects game. (I need a life, huh?)