Love Me Some Lists

Well, hello there.

I have a bit of a cold, but don’t fret for little whoorlie. Why, you ask?

1. I am back home, which means I can deal with my cold in MY bed. Yay.

2. This is my first cold since pregnancy. Remember the shitty pregnancy cold of 2006 that lasted forever?! No worries this time around because I can take DRUGS! I can partake in los druggos to effectively deal with said cold! I am currently enjoying the effects of Alka Seltzer Cold Medicine. I love me some ASCM liqui-gels, yo.

3. Having a cold means I shouldn’t unpack our bags or the multitude of boxes containing Wito’s Christmas haul from Oklahoma.

4. Feed a cold. I still have my appetite, which I plan on satiating all day long to make up for the 4 pounds lost over the holidays. Holiday diarrhea rocks!

5. Wito seems to be healthy at this very moment in time. Hopefully, he received a nice dose of whoorlie antibodies for breakfast this morning. But even if he does come down with the snotties, we have four days of holiday before D has to return to work. Which means Nurse D, at your service. Should I dust off the bell? Ring-a-ding-ding! Nurse D, please report to bedroom #1 for assistance STAT!

6. Puffs Plus are soft. Acne-inducing? Possibly. But oh, so soft.

7. A week of blogs to catch up on. How was your holiday week? Oh, I will know so very soon.

8. I will have time to construct entries detailing my Christmas vacation, which consisted of stories including, but not limited to:

*Sub-list alert. How very whoorl…a list inside a list.*

1. A screaming deal on a G-money car. Wito is now rollin’ in the lap of luxury.
2. A 1500-mile road trip complete with screaming baby, which truly is a week worth of posts in itself. Highlights include Texas State Troopers, exciting bathrooms, the race for the last hotel room in town (shout out to the peeps of Las Cruces, New Mexico!), and MUCH, MUCH MORE!
3. The Great Hemorrhage of 2006.
4. The Jalapeno Cheese Ball Surprise.
5. Big decisions on the homefront.

Have I wet your whistle? Are you shaking in suspense?

All in good time, all in good time. A nap is calling my name.

  1. cocodrie

    December 29, 2006 at 10:46 am

    Ahhhhh….the suspense, the suspense! Feel better soon, mama. We’ve a visit and gift exchange in our future…

  2. elisabeth

    December 29, 2006 at 10:48 am

    Happy Holidays Whoorl! Sounds like the trip home was filled with good times. :D Would love to catch up. Let me know when you are around! Hope you feel better soon. :)


    p.s. Thanks to Anders photos on your front page, I was able to clip one set of R’s nails. thank you

  3. guinness girl

    December 29, 2006 at 10:57 am

    Hee! Happy New Year, whoorl – and enjoy the cold med-induced haze! Feel better, and I can’t wait to hear the full stories behind your sublist.

    Oh, and OMG, how have I never thought of a sublist before???

  4. BeachMama

    December 29, 2006 at 11:23 am

    Love your lists, can’t wait to hear all the details, rest well while putting them all together.

    Happy New Year

  5. Jessie

    December 29, 2006 at 11:29 am

    I am shaking in suspense. It sounds like you guys had quite the Christmas!

    Hope you feel better soon.

  6. paisley

    December 29, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    Can’t wait for the deets.

    Mucho colds here. Baby even has to have a breathing treatment! Makes for sad, sad pictures. My cold won’t go away and I’m too paranoid to take meds b/c of the milk.

    Get well soon! Enjoy ringing that bell.

  7. Annika

    December 29, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    Oh, the sub-list. My very favorite type of list! And I am a girl who loves lists.

    I am most curious about this G-money car business, as I have no idea whatsoever what it means.

  8. amy

    December 29, 2006 at 1:01 pm

    oh my gosh. i can’t believe you drove to oklahoma. insane must i say! i guess it could possibly beat aiports and all that bs…and germs! ha.

  9. amy

    December 29, 2006 at 1:01 pm

    oh my gosh. i can’t believe you drove to oklahoma. insane must i say! i guess it could possibly beat aiports and all that bs…and germs! ha. need some photos of that little growing guy.

  10. rebecca

    December 29, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    Whoorl, you’re such a tease. Come on, let loose with some details!

    And feel better soon. :)

  11. Sarcomical

    December 29, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    you know i love you and i feel you. i feel you in my tylenol nightttime congestion mint-flavored capsule haze. those that are sick together, stick together.

    or translation: am crazy with the sickness right now but hope you also get better soon!

  12. Lyndsay

    December 29, 2006 at 10:45 am

    Do the G-money car & big decision on the homefront have anything to do with one another? Hmmmmmmm? I suppose that it is unfair since I have access to info through La-la, but I am very excited for you. Feel better soon.

    Oh – did the jalepeno cheeseball surprise and diarrhea episode have anything to do with one another? Just drawing more parallels.

  13. nabbalicious

    December 29, 2006 at 7:08 pm

    Welcome back! I just got over that stank cold, and Darren is on his way to being recovered.

  14. SAJ

    December 29, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    You are cruel! I’m dying to know what happened and I can’t come over there and demand an inside story from because I’m sick and full of germs! Aaaaack! I have to wait like the rest of blogdom.

  15. kris

    December 29, 2006 at 8:18 pm

    Life without acne, tissue-induced or otherwise, is clearly overrated.

    As is sex. Or so I keep telling myself.

    Welcome back, milady!