Juan Pablo’s Search for Love

Okay, here’s the deal. I STILL watch The Bachelor. After all these years. I should be ashamed of myself, but instead, I am being VULNERABLE and telling you, just like all the girls this year. (Apparently, the producers of the show have read Daring Greatly as well….wait, I know! Drink every time you hear the word “vulnerable” next week.)

Kristen and I were filming videos this week and decided what the hell, let’s do a Bachelor recap too.

Please share your thoughts on the episode. Who would you give your first impression rose to? Should we continue with these recaps? It means I will actually have to pay attention this season, and I don’t know if I can make that commitment. I mean, TWO HOURS OF CRAZY, PEOPLE.

  1. Erin

    January 15, 2014 at 7:56 am

    This is too good. I’ve always said that Chris Harrison has my dream job. Travel the world, watch the drama and he has like one line “Ladies … this is the final rose tonight.”

    Dog love and Free Spirit read as unemployed to me.

  2. Danielle

    January 15, 2014 at 8:05 am

    Here’s what I’m most surprised about: how much I like Juan Pablo! I feel like when he was on the Bachelorette, they didn’t really introduce him beyond him being hunky with questionable English-speaking skills. But he’s really charming and sweet with the girls, I loved the way he dismissed Victoria as a bad fit for a future step-mother to his daughter, etc. I like Renee and Andi (although I wish she’d said not to the naked trio photo shoot). And, yes, I am embarrassed I still watch this damn show.

  3. Anne

    January 15, 2014 at 11:45 am

    I love Juan Pablo! This is such an accurate portrayal of everything that went down!

  4. Ashley

    January 15, 2014 at 11:53 am

    I’m LOVING these videos. Watched this one today and the Downton one yesterday. Love hearing what you ladies have to say!

  5. Stacey

    January 15, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    LOL. I watch a lot of bad TV (Real Housewives fame), so I’m not one to judge. But I just don’t get why people like The Bachelor. Either way, I love how candid you are about it;)

  6. Betsy S

    January 15, 2014 at 1:14 pm

    Speaking of vulnerable, have you listened to or read any of Dr. Habib Sadeghi? Seems like you probably have and if so, your thoughts?

    • whoorl

      January 15, 2014 at 2:14 pm

      No! Looking them up right now. :)

      • Betsy S

        January 17, 2014 at 11:56 am

        His new book Within, is about weight loss, but not really at all…It is more about what his Ted Talk is about.

        • whoorl

          January 23, 2014 at 12:32 pm

          He looks amazing! I want to meet with him! :)

  7. jrm

    January 15, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    If y’all keep doing them, they need less rambling. Sorry…I could only get to four minutes.

  8. Hettie

    January 16, 2014 at 7:58 am

    Loved your recap ladies!! I wholeheartedly agreed with pretty much everything you had to say and enjoyed the full video – ramble on! Free spirit is such a joke and yes, I feel that ever season there are girls/guys that are causing drama who the producers make them keep on for ratings. I really like the two single moms because they actually seem normal.

  9. kristiina

    January 17, 2014 at 12:26 pm

    this made my day—i’m loving both this and the DA recaps. Keep it up!!

  10. Karen

    January 18, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    Can we talk about Free Spirit and the hose? Is that not … regrettable? Or something? Because seriously WHAT to the producers who asked her to do that and were probably laughing their heads off while she did it? Maybe I am basically turning into my grandma, but kids, just do NOT spray hoses into your own face while frolicking naked on a patch of grass. Just don’t.

    Now that Juan Pablo has blathered on rudely about how gays are perverts, I’m not sure that I care that much about him (or can summon up the wherewithal to watch the show much more than this), but I think he seems to have a lot of chemistry with Rene, the fierce lawyer with the ombre, and the Other Single Mom. Not sure yet about anyone else. Maybe the snow-date girl? The rest of them all seem hugely forgettable. Oh, he obviously really likes the Canadian opera singer because she doesn’t like him and that’s pretty much a surefire way to get his attention.

    I’d bet money that Canadian opera singer, Ombre Hair, Rene and Other Single Mom all end up in the top five though.