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It Pays To Wear Cute Panties

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For when you least expect it, you’ll be dropping trou for a male nurse who bears an uncanny resemblance to Tim Riggins.

And as he carefully pulls down said panties to administer a booster shot in your upper bum, you’ll thank the heavens for tetanus immunizations.

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  1. Amanda

    August 15, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Thaaank Heaven. And an Amen to that. What’s up with all of the hottie doctors/nurses in your area?

  2. Catherine

    August 15, 2007 at 11:25 am

    You are TOO funny. However, I’m wondering if you’ll still be thankful for the shot when your ass is killing you tomorrow!

    Yet another thing I loved about Nurse Tim. He looked at me and said, “This is going to hurt, but it’s going to hurt a lot worse tomorrow and possibly the next day.” Not the most gentle of bedside manners, but I appreciate his honesty.

    I think I love him.

  3. Jessie

    August 15, 2007 at 11:55 am

    Eek! That sounds like not any fun at all. Hope you’re feeling better.

  4. Belinda

    August 15, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    Did you notice him in “Snakes on a Plane?” (The actor, not, presumably, your nurse, though one never knows) He was in the Mile High Club scene getting snakicided in the restroom.

  5. nabbalicious

    August 15, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Why do you have to get it in the behind?

    Wait, that sounds bad. But I can’t think of any other way to phrase it that doesn’t sound dirty.

    What I’m SAYING is, can’t you also get the tetanus shot in the arm? Or were you just looking for an excuse to show Nurse Tim your underwear? In which case, carry on! And feel bettah!

    I just wanted a hot man-nurse to touch my buttocks.

    Nahhhhh, he just suggested the boom due to the muscle soreness afterwards. He said that carrying around Wito (who witnessed the entire rendezvous and will, most likely, be scarred for life) would be rather unpleasant if I got it in the arm.

  6. BeachMama

    August 15, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    Now you know why your Mom always tells you to wear clean underwear and ones without holes. You just never know when you might be showing them off.

  7. Karen

    August 15, 2007 at 9:42 pm

    I don’t think there’s a single male nurse (er, married OR single) in my entire doctor’s office. Bummer.

    But, come to think of it – I don’t think that my behind would be attractive no matter how cute the panties were. It just wouldn’t help any. *sigh*

    I think I’ll just live vicariously through you.

  8. Dee

    August 16, 2007 at 4:49 am

    Sweet mo! You are one lucky gal.

  9. Danielle

    August 16, 2007 at 5:48 am

    Have you already explained why you needed a tetanus shot? Did I miss that?

  10. Keri

    August 16, 2007 at 6:55 am

    Good story, but does anyone else hate the word Panties?

  11. Not The Mama

    August 16, 2007 at 7:28 am

    You actually made a shot sound appealing. How is that possible?

  12. Madhouse Wife

    August 16, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    I love that Tim Riggins (prolly the character more than the actor). I’ve had quite the crush on him since that show started. With his greasy hair…just sets this girl’s heart all a-flutter.