Incoherent Rambling and a Dunkin Donut

About a month ago, I made a promise to some Very Important People that I would not come back from Blogher and write about all of the AMAZING and TALENTED women I met during the process like everyone else.

(Although, I did! They were really, really fantastic!) (And that doesn’t count because of the parentheses.)

Since I’m a lady of my word, you will have witness the AMAZING and TALENTED women over at my Flickr set.

My only regret was the lack of time spent with some of the lovelies. I’m looking at you Leah squared, Yvonne, Kris, Stacy, SJ, etc.- 5 minutes here and there was NOT enough.

Oh, and when I swallowed my tongue after the utterly radiant Holly complimented my gold shoes.

Instead, please direct your attention to my late-night rambling in the fabulous company of Heather (aka- The Girl Who Orders Vegetable Wraps From Dunkin Donuts) and Shana Banana. Bonus points for anyone who can decipher what I’m saying during the middle. Also, my bloodshot eyes and open-mouth chewing? Sweet Ass Jebus.

UPDATE: It seems as a retaliatory measure, Heather has posted a video of yours truly engaging in some shady dance moves. I am offering my public apology right now.

  1. Heather B.

    July 30, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    OH. MY. GOD.

  2. Jenifer

    July 30, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    You didn’t bring enough doughnuts for the rest of us? Also, I love the open bite buh-bye.

  3. Heather B.

    July 30, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    Now please venture to my place to watch your mad ass dance skillz.

    Chewing with my mouth open AND performing cheesy “wedding reception” dances? Well, it’s official. I have NO DIGNITY LEFT.

  4. Y

    July 30, 2007 at 7:55 pm

    And this is why we must do a weekend in Vegas.

    OR, we could meet at Starbucks for coffee this week. (Or next?)


  5. sizzle

    July 30, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    you are so drunk. please tell me you are drunk. otherwise, um, i feel kind of bad for saying that.

    hi shana! you don’t look like you have menopause. (HA HA!)

    Um, yes. I was a tad over-served. ;)

  6. Nothing But Bonfires

    July 30, 2007 at 8:27 pm

    Man, Heather’s Queen wave was awesome. And that’s coming from a real live British person.

    (Also, I think I was maybe not so much “radiant” as just “sweaty.” But thank you! And I really did love your shoes!)

  7. gorillabuns

    July 30, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    no, just fat, sweaty and bloated.


  8. metalia

    July 30, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    I think I’m in love with this video. And Holly was right; those shoes were quite fetching…and peaceful.

    P.S. So Darren made you promise about the “amazing and talented women” too, eh? ;)

    P.P.S. Wait. Dunkin Donuts carries vegetable wraps?! Are they good? I must ask Heather about this.

  9. meemo

    July 30, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    I saw a video of you doing the “shopping cart”. That was hilarious.

  10. BeachMama

    July 31, 2007 at 3:40 am

    Funny you can tell how much fun you had even without a long description. Glad you had a great time!

  11. Miguelina. (reluctant housewife)

    July 31, 2007 at 4:49 am

    But…but…I was looking forward to a long rambling post!

    Wish I could’ve been there!

  12. OMSH

    July 31, 2007 at 8:12 am

    And this … THIS is why y’all couldn’t do Bacon? WhatEVAH!

  13. Darren

    July 31, 2007 at 8:27 am

    No olive pie for you.

  14. Jennie

    July 31, 2007 at 8:47 am

    It looks like you had a truly amazing time. Have to admit, I’m a wee bit jealous. But mostly grateful there’s a place that allows such talented women to celebrate one another.

  15. chris

    July 31, 2007 at 9:29 am

    I only saw you and your amazing hair for such a short time. Susan and I walked away and talked about your hair for a long time. Does that sound creepy?

    Vegas is like the antithesis of Blogher. What happens at BlogHer is shared with the entire internet, possibly before it has even ended.