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Hostage Crisis

S.O.S.

I’m in Las Vegas attending my company’s annual meeting. I really can’t think of anything more fun or titillating than being pregnant in Sin City.

I am counting the minutes until Friday evening when I can sleep in my own bed.

Until then, Viva Las Vegas.

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  1. Sarcomical

    January 11, 2006 at 10:02 pm

    oh boy. sounds like a fab time. ;) be sure to take a pic of whoorlito’s first time in vegas.

  2. Heidi

    January 12, 2006 at 7:17 am

    Ugh! Pregnant in Vegas can’t be fun. In my book Vegas is okay for about two days, and that’s two days of serious imbibing to take the Vegas edge off. Too bad that’s not an option.

  3. Jessie

    January 12, 2006 at 7:37 am

    Well, since you can’t drink, you can at least participate in my favorite pasttime – people watching. And it’s fun in Vegas. Just avoid smoky elevators. I hate that you can smoke ANYWHERE in Vegas.

  4. don't call me ma'am

    January 12, 2006 at 7:55 am

    At least you have the M&M Factory. Oh, and there’s a great Nestle Tollhouse Cookie store in the Aladdin Hotel (I think). For me, it’s all about the sweets.

    With the rail system there now, it won’t be so rough on you walking the strip.

  5. Boogie's Mom

    January 12, 2006 at 9:22 am

    Oh, that’s awful. You can’t do anything there when you’re pregnant. Bummer. Well, you could see a show, or go shopping or something like that. But what’s the fun in that if you can’t sit around a roulette table getting free drinks and gambling your money away, while the old-fogey from Texas smokes her Merit lights and plays with her chips while her gigantic rings glisten in the hanging lights.

    Hang in there! :)

  6. Jurgen Nation

    January 12, 2006 at 4:22 am

    Oooh, but but!!! BABY SHOPPING!!! Don’t they have great shopping there? (Never really been there.)

  7. undercover celebrity

    January 12, 2006 at 8:38 am

    In my humble opinion, Vegas is horrid enough on it’s own. But to be stuck there without the ability to consume libations is just down right torture.

    I think the only sane thing you can do is to make a spa appointment. A facial, pedicure, and hot stone massage, and you’ll be a whole new woman. Vegas magically becomes a relaxing, hooker-free place. I hear the Bellagio is great, if you’re looking for a suggestion.

    Come back soon.

  8. lin

    January 13, 2006 at 8:11 am

    Hurry up and get that baby outta Vegas!

  9. Nicole

    January 13, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    That is a damn shame. Vegas is no fun at all if you’re pregnant. Not that I’d know. I mean, I’ve never been pregnant in Vegas. Or anywhere else, for that matter. But just think how much more you’ll appreciate the debauchery when you get to go back sans baby in the belly! Have a safe trip!

  10. nabbalicious

    January 14, 2006 at 9:08 pm

    I went to Vegas last year with three friends, one of whom was 4 months pregnant at the time. She was a total trooper, but boy, it just wasn’t the same!

    The funny thing was that while we were there, it seemed like just about every other woman was pregnant! Maybe we were just noticing it because our friend was pregnant. ?? Who knows.

    Either way, have fun and eat some In n’ Out!

  11. kris

    January 16, 2006 at 7:16 am

    GAMBLE! Everyone will feel guilty winning over a beautiful pregnant woman! And then share your winnings with your blogger friends . . . ;)