It frightens me that I’m finding it easier to express my feelings in haiku form than in basic sentences, but I feel the need to go with it. I’m glad to know that I will retain 4 readers.
Thus, I give you Whoorl’s Week in Haiku.
Man, there is a lot
of stink ass perfume out there
Nostril damage, yo
The end of the world
in 2012, no need
to tell me that, Mark
It is possible
to have blunt and sideswept bangs
concomitantly
“Concomitantly”
is the most overused word
by pharma sales reps
Who cares if Twilight
is old news next Halloween
I will be Bella
D will be perfect
as Edward, with his vampire
Blue Steel model stare
My child did not poop
for eleven frickin’ days
Now it is shit city
The most perfect home
was this close to being ours
Up yours, New York man
However, he still
might be our landlord so I
better shut my mouth
When I get nervous
I chew my bottom lip, it
looks like shredded wheat
Wito needs to quit
with the guttural groaning
or it’s bitch slap time
I can’t believe it
but it actually feels
like fall in So Cal
I need to film a
hairstyle tutorial but
my voice kills kittens
Yes, I know I look
like Kristin Davis, yes I
hear it all day long
“People You May Know”
is the most horrifying
app found on Facebook
It’s like a collage
of ex-boyfriends and blind dates
No thank you, AWKWARD
I just wrote sixteen
haikus, now it is your turn
Hit me with your best
Steph S.
December 7, 2008 at 11:56 pmfinals week is here
and with it there is no cheer
just coffee breakouts. :(
feel better!
Karen MEG
December 8, 2008 at 7:58 amHoly Haiku Whoorl
Randomness is beautiful
At least most of it
[ie. the shit story, though funny, is sorta gross. Poor little pooper ;( ]
Velma
December 8, 2008 at 5:46 pmAs I read this post
the crappy load of my day
vanished quickly
Lin
December 8, 2008 at 5:55 pmJesus Christ on a
Bicycle, Wito’s Mother,
Make your readers work.
I’m still pondering
Eleven days of waiting
And then the paydirt?
Next time Miss Sarah
Perhaps the challenge of a
Well tortured cinquain?
Michelle
December 8, 2008 at 10:56 pmOh Rob Pattinson,
Why weren’t you born in 74?
Just call me Cougar!
Michele in Atlanta
December 9, 2008 at 1:53 pmThat was hysterical
Here’s mine:
I woke up at 3
And it burned so much to pee
Hate those UTIs!
Kaleigha
December 10, 2008 at 5:32 pmI think you are prettier than Kristin Davis, too.
I love to read Whoorl
I’m saving up for BlogHer
But don’t hold your breath.
Caroline
December 10, 2008 at 11:52 pmI feel I’m freezing
In sunny San Diego
East Coast tough no more
Haley-O
December 11, 2008 at 6:07 pmso true about “concomitantly”! And, we should all talk and write in Haiku form all the time. This was great!