Wait! First, you need to look at my highly-scientific chart! Yeah, I created a pie chart while watching American Idol last night. What of it? (Did I hear you mumble “douchebag”? HUH?) According to Wikipedia, “Genetically dominant, free earlobes are twice as common in the human population as attached lobes.” No shit! Thanks to MY […]
Do you remember my streamlined purse contents back in 2005? Having a baby changes your life – Case in Point #1,547. Please direct your attention to the 10 lip balms/glosses/sticks in my bag. Necessary?
Hi. Did you miss me? Turns out I had a slightly larger bandwidth issue than I originally presumed. Like upgraded my entire account to a more expensive plan only to find out that it wasn’t enough either kind of issues. So on top of returning to work and leaving my precious baby, I spent mucho […]