This might become a regular series – our weekend conversations are deteriorating by the minute.
I’ve recently started running again and my right ankle and hip have been giving me trouble. As I was lying on the floor, trying to remember the exercises my former physical therapist taught me, I mentioned how cool it would be if D was a physical therapist. Free therapy and adjustments for life!
He looked up from his magazine and without missing a beat, said, “It would be even cooler if you were a hooker for free.”
HillyJune 24, 2007 at 8:10 am
Hahaha, thanks for the morning giggle :).
LVGurlJune 24, 2007 at 8:29 am
Excellent! Man of few, yet profound, words.
JillJune 24, 2007 at 8:36 am
That is too funnY!
Heather B.June 24, 2007 at 4:43 pm
My hips resemble that of an 80 year old as of late. No amount of stretching has lessened the pain. If you remember/think of something (in your spare time, when you’re not learning how to become a hooker) let me know.
KamiJune 24, 2007 at 5:03 pm
HA! SO something my husband would say. Men :-)
gorillabunsJune 24, 2007 at 7:11 pm
wouldn’t they all want us to be hookers?
BethanyJune 24, 2007 at 8:23 pm
What’s the hip thing? I have a hip issue too….i’m 27! Wtf?
BeachMamaJune 25, 2007 at 4:43 am
Oh my goodness, that just made me almost spray coffee all over the laptop! D is just hilarious.
As for running, well, if I can get back into it this fall, I am sure I will be crying in pain with you. Hubby runs and is always in pain, I keep telling him to choose a different sport.
KarenJune 25, 2007 at 5:52 am
What a comeback! At least he didn’t ask you to pole dance – that would be tough with a hurtin’ hip!
AnnabelleJune 25, 2007 at 6:42 am
HA!!! Love the story! I’m delurking to share a similar story from my husband…
We were on vacation in China and at what we nicknamed “The Temple of One-Thousand Challenges” and there was this little bridge that if you crossed it in 9 steps holding the hand of your partner you would be together not only in this lifetime but also in the next. I said, You want to? and he answered without missing a beat, “You’ll probably come back as something cool like a monkey and I’ll just be a lice on your skin.”
cocodrieJune 25, 2007 at 9:17 am
Beautiful. Simply beautiful!
Darren McLikeshimselfJune 25, 2007 at 10:07 am
Oh, SNAP! That man is hilarious!
Woman with KidsJune 25, 2007 at 10:54 am
Well, I mean, he has a point. Exchange of services and all that…
NeilJune 25, 2007 at 10:21 am
While I appreciate D’s sense of humor, I need to correct him with his logic, because if the hooker is really doing it for free, then she wouldn’t be a hooker, would she?
chirkyJune 25, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Charming. Sounds like something that would come out of Roger’s mouth just before I shot him “the look.”