I noticed yesterday that my mother was braggity bragging about our house not being a “den of kiddie crap”.
You see, my mom likes to keep things tidy. She even wrote about it here. (Although DUDE, mom. I know I’m your muse and all, but could you NOT include me in those posts? Some of those ParentDish commenters are hella mental.)
However, on occasion, my mom’s silver laptop draws her in with the force of a black hole and I can do whatever I want.
So, um, I’m just saying she might want to change that statement or something. In fact, I have a new motto:
Wito: Keepin’ it real in ’08.
Peace to all of you on this Super Tuesday. DON’T FORGET TO VOTE OR MY MOM WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. (Armed with a Dustbuster.)