A to Z Meme

Thanks for the idea, Sizzle!

[A is for age:]
31. I am woman, hear me roar.

[B is for booze of choice:]
Dirty vodka martinis, red wine, bloody marys. How can a gal pick just one? But now, it’s all about cranberry juice in a wine glass.

[C is for career:]
I sell drugs. Legally, of course.

[D is for your dog’s name:]
I’ve never had a dog. Weep if you must, but trust me, I’m just peachy without one.

[E is for essential items you use everyday:]
Water. Lip gloss. My Mac. Kiehl’s lip balm. My glasses.

[F is for favorite song(s) at the moment:]
That’s tough. Tenor Man by Greyboy Allstars (I play a mean air drum).

[G is for favorite games:]
Scrabble. Russian Rummy. Solitaire.

[H is for hometown:]
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain.

[I is for instruments you play:]
I played the clarinet as a child. I also bought a flute on eBay and took lessons a couple years back.

[J is for jam or jelly you like:]
Strawberry jam or jelly.

[K is for kids:]
One on the way!

[L is for last kiss:]
This morning from my husband with morning breath. Yum.

[M is for most admired trait:]
I’m not sure. I try not to make a habit of asking people that question.

N is for name of your crush:]
My husband. (Oh, ok. AND Clive Owen, Patrick Dempsey, Dave Grohl, Beck and James Spader- specifically from Secretary)

[O is for overnight hospital stays:]

[P is for phobias:]
Germs. People coughing in my personal space. Flying without my husband or vice versa. Speaking in front of large groups. ANTS. ANTS. ANTS. They are so scary.

[Q is for quotes you like:]
“People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.” – Jean Jacques Rousseau

[R is for biggest regret:]
Not studying abroad in Italy during college.

[S is for sweets of your choice:]
Hello dollies or my mom’s carrot cake.

[T is for time you wake up:]
6:30am, but 7:15am this morning.

[U is for underwear:]
Right now, blue and green striped hipsters.

[V is for vegetables you love:]
I love all vegetables, except for eggplant. I’m severely allergic (like crapping and hurling simultaneously kind of allergic).

[W is for worst habit:]
Leaving my shoes all over the house. D can’t stand it.

[X is for x-rays you’ve had:]
Too many to count.

[Y is for yummy food you make:]
Banana Nut Bread. Taco Soup. Curried Couscous. Bourbon Pecan Pie. Coconut Cream Pie. Neiman Marcus Chocolate Chip Cookies. Lots of stuff!

[Z is for zodiac sign:]
Textbook Scorpio-E-O-E-O.

  1. Jessie

    January 9, 2006 at 7:45 am

    Can I just say that the one thing that stuck out to me the most on this list was a crush on Dave Grohl. I always told my husband that if I weren’t married and had time to be a groupie…

    Dave Grohl is also responsible for, in just one night of “singing” (aka screaming into the microphone), a constant soft ringing sound in my right ear. And it was so totally worth it.

  2. whoorl

    January 9, 2006 at 7:47 am

    Yes, he is so dreamy. I wish he would sing Everlong to me…

  3. ms. sizzle

    January 9, 2006 at 10:32 am

    mmm taco soup!

  4. Boogie's Mom

    January 9, 2006 at 11:13 am

    What a great list. I had no idea you were so scared of ants!

    And I have to agree that Dave Grohl is awesome. Great sense of humor, attractive, and so talented. What could be better?

  5. don't call me ma'am

    January 9, 2006 at 5:45 pm

    Yes, James Spader WAS pretty dreamy in Secretary, but I don’t think I would have stayed glued to a desk and peed myself for him. That’s just cuh-razy love. haha

  6. gorillabuns

    January 10, 2006 at 8:06 am

    m – your most admired trait, your sense of humor and ability to find the humor in almost anything..

  7. Jurgen Nation

    January 10, 2006 at 6:50 am

    Mmmmm, drummers. My main man, though, is Britt Daniel. MEEEE-OWW!

  8. Alicat

    January 10, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    love your list whoorlie, I’m stealing it!

  9. Brian J. Hong

    January 10, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    Apparently you can make flavored lip gloss out of vegetable shortning and kool-aid. Ridiculous.

  10. Maliavale

    January 11, 2006 at 11:10 pm

    Ooh, fun! I’m stealing!

    Also, “Whoorlito” is the cutest thing ever.