Whoorlita seems to be comfy and cozy and NOT going anywhere. Her due date came and went with not an ounce of fanfare.
So we took a 2-mile hike this morning.
Although this might be a better depiction of the way I currently feel.
Have you read about the Sneaky Hate Spiral at Hyperbole and a Half? Yeah. I am nearing Rage Sprinkler territory. (Also, check out Wito’s windblown Dwight Schrute hair.)
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must scarf down an enormous bowl of incredibly spicy Kung Pao chicken. Peace be with you.
gorillabunsJune 27, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Sex? hahaaha! yea, if D ever wants to get some in the future, I’m thinking sex is not the way to get whoorlita here.:)
p.s. i love they hyperbole blog. so freaking funny!
NinotchkaJune 27, 2010 at 4:23 pm
I went over every.single.time. Even though I thought I might because I knew each time almost exactly when we’d conceived, it was still maddening. Hang in there. I’ll send some labor-y vibes your way!
JaeJune 27, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Hahha, so funny!
I remember running up and down my basement steps to get labor started. It worked!
I’m thinking labor-y vibes for you!
Suzanne @ pretty*swellJune 27, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Oh, girl. I feel you!
Hope M.O. makes her way into the world SOON!
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Danielle (elleinadspir)June 27, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Little Miss Mel is cracking me up. I always think the spicy food before labor combo is a risky one!
Hang in there. The days of waiting will fade into memory soon enough.
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SieraJune 27, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Hope little Wita makes her entrance soon.
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carrieJune 27, 2010 at 7:58 pm
i was thinking about you and your little lady all weekend….hmmmm
i especially love that second pic you included. yowsers! she better get the lead out!
and ps you look amazing.
one last thought: jumping jacks?
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CaleeJune 27, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Hang in there! Make lots of baby-free plans for the week? Then she’ll be sure to ruin them…
bhbJune 27, 2010 at 11:57 pm
your dad is fashion forward in his K swiss! please, can you have him guest appear? I’d love to see him show+discuss his shoe collection faves! I feel like he might have some amazing ones!
AngellaJune 28, 2010 at 6:46 am
You never fail to crack me up.
Let’s go, Whoorlita! We want to meet you!
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HeatherJune 28, 2010 at 6:54 am
too funny! my second is due Sept 23 & my first came on her due date, so I can imagine I’ll be feeling the same way if it passes and no baby this time.
KateJune 28, 2010 at 10:18 am
I totally feel for you- my first was 10 days late. At least your parents are there, so they don’t need to think of excuses to call twice a day to see if the baby’s arrived yet (“Hey, did you hear? Blueberries are on sale this week!”).
LynnJune 28, 2010 at 11:54 am
My first was three weeks early. So my second pregnancy I heard about how I would be early, was already dilated to 2 at 33 weeks, and then she hung in there and was 3 days late. I was so miserable.
katJune 28, 2010 at 2:33 pm
if anything, i want whoorlita to come out so we can know her name. :) and also i can’t imagine being pregnant for that long. ooh boy.
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domestic extraordinaireJune 28, 2010 at 6:00 pm
I am so sorry that Whoorlita is late, but I am sure she is figuring that you went to all the trouble to make the induction appointment, she might as well wait until then.
I won’t scare you with details of how overdue my children were, especially Giggles…trust me it was too long.
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