We both possess a PhD*, yet can’t quite figure out how to center ourselves in the photo. Brilliant. I’m glad we took these photos- they will always remind me of our sisterly bonding, but more importantly, that I should NEVER leave the house without makeup. *This is a blatant lie. Sounded good at the time, […]
I need you all to send virtual hugs to my parents- they are having quite a shitious day. My mom recently got a brand new
He would like everyone to know that the GOCD lady caused no permanent damage.
Dear Internets, Am I crazy? Love, Whoorl Ya’ll, I really want to tell you about our 1,500-mile road trip from last week, but my GOCD (Germ Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) is going to take precedence today. As you know, I have been dealing with The Sickness, passed so gingerly along over the holidays by my father, […]
I quit my job today. Oh my God, I’m a mother. Who stays at home. Just thought I might share.