Brief Whoorlito Update

I had my first cervical exam this morning and… DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN nothing has happened. My cervix is tightly closed- it looks like Whoorlito still has some cooking to do. I was talking to one of my favorite nurses today in an office I call…

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Let’s Play A Game

Or be a part of my non-scientific, double-blind, placebo-controlled, government-funded study! Um, it’s really none of those things. But did you see how well that flowed from my fingers and translated on the written page? Seven years of pharmaceutical sales has taught me something, by…

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Today My Life Changed Forever

OK. So it’s not the birth of Whoorlito, but oh oh OH, so very important. My husband agreed to get NFL Sunday Ticket. My prayers had been answered. Every. Single. NFL. Game. At. My. Fingertips. I still quiver at the thought. My point? Well, I…

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Pregnancy Has It’s Perks

One of the beautiful things about being 36 weeks pregnant is while your husband slaves away in the nursery, you can sit on your ass and make up new hybrid cartoon characters with the baby’s belongings. Introducing the spawn of Marvin the Martian.

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Hello Lethargy, Nice to Meet You

I just realized my previous entry is about to disappear off my page, leaving nothing but blank space on my blog. That would accurately describe what’s going on in my brain right now…a whole lot of nothing. You would think Whoorlito’s arrival in a month…

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