Master Detective Status Achieved
In what can only be described as pure genius, I have solved Mystery Case Files: Huntsville and now possess the key to the city.
Too bad it’s only 9:00am on Friday and I still have PLENTY of time left until Monday morning.
Well, I guess I can always try to beat my previous time…
…and what’s up with these jackass weathermen repeatedly talking about the “cooldown” on the coast? Those lying sacks of shit said the high today was going to be 73 degrees. Newsflash, my outside thermometer reads 83 degrees at 9:24am in the shade. 9:24 AM PEOPLE! IT’S GOING TO BE AT LEAST 90 TODAY! I’M LOSING MY MIND! IT’S STILL HOT, HUMID and NO BREEZE!
ASSHOLES. It’a a good thing I don’t own a gun.