Weighing the Pros and Cons

Excellent things about the Internet: 1) Shopping. J. Crew, Sephora, Gap, Nordstrom, etc. Mind you, I have all of these stores within a ten-mile radius of my house but going there would mean dealing with those slow, weaving mall-browsers that cut down on my efficiency….

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Dongers Are Victorious

My beloved Long Duk Dongers defeated Team Fruit of the Loom yesterday in Fantasy Football. After an abysmal start, my team is now 2-2. Hell yes.

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Bishop Stu Tu

So I called my dad last night to say howdy and see what was going on halfway across the country. He was installing his iPod into his Mini-Cooper before heading down to his recording studio where he was finalizing a new song. Stop right there….

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Free At Last

This afternoon marks the end of my shitty three-week stint with the corporate koolaid-drinking side of my job that I despise BEYOND belief. Words can’t express how happy I am. No more meetings! No more ass-kissing! No more waking up at 5:00 am filled with…

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Wondering…

Why do Ketel One dirty martinis taste just a little bit better at restaurants? How can triscuits taste so good when fresh, but soooo bad when stale? Is the woven texture to blame? Is my fantasy football team going to whip up on my husband’s…

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I’m Melting. I’m Melllllltiiiiiiing…

I have been held hostage at my Corporate POA meeting this week. POA, you ask? Plan of Action, or as I like to call it, Parade of Ass-kissers or Plethora of Assvice. Do sales people EVER stop talking? Really?! My manager inquires as to why…

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