Just a Few Things

1) I’m so happy American Idol is finally down to 24 contestants. The auditioning process was so. very. tiring. to. watch. 2) Speaking of American Idol, my husband’s hair temporarily looks like Simon Cowell. It is very unfortunate. We both got haircuts yesterday, in which…

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Leaving Las Vegas

Hey, how was your weekend? Mine was interesting to say the least… Whoorl’s Shitty Weekend in List Form: 1. I woke up Friday morning in Las Vegas sooooo ready to fly home at 3:53pm. It’s going to be a great extended weekend! 2. Got ready…

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Pregnancy Brian (brian, brain…whatever)

Are you aware of the term “pregnancy brain” or “baby on the brain”? It’s a term I’ve heard about but really haven’t pursued because frankly, there are much more important issues to educate yourself on regarding pregnancy. For example, what kind of non-alcoholic beer is…

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Baffled

Today, all I want to do is share all of my intriguing theories on airport bathrooms with you. These are highly controversial theories that could possibly catapult me into Discovery Channel stardom, but I can’t. Wanna know why? Because all of my mental facilities are…

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