I now possess the knowledge as to why Lululemon can charge $98 for a pair of workout pants.
The breathable, 4-way stretch providing support and allowing freedom of movement? Nope.
The waistband inner stash pocket and flat seams? Nah.
The ability to transform your fanny into a work of art?? Negative, Ghost Rider.
The bright red, 100% polypropylene shopping bag that apparently keeps your baby fully engaged for upwards of 45 minutes? YOU BET YOUR ASS.