Before diving into my infant legging spiel, I must tell you that Groupon is doing $25 for $50 worth of merchandise at American Apparel today. What’s that you say? Need to know what you should buy there? Oh! Let me tell you!
So. I am all about little leggings for Wita, but have had the hardest time finding pairs that are:
1. Good colors
2. Solid (as in NO PATTERNS)
3. Without trims involving lace, bows, teddy bears or some shit
Hello, American Apparel! Check out these perfect little numbers.
That’s right. Cute and simple leggings. End of story. (Buy them.)
No kids? Oh well, let me introduce you to this little ditty.
Chambray shirt dress! Although, seriously, WHO OVER THE AGE OF THIRTY IS GOING TO WEAR THIS AS A DRESS??? The thought of me picking Wito up from school in this getup (especially the sheer socks and pumps!) makes me convulse with laughter. And fear. But! Pair this shirt with the Gap skinny cords and some cute ballet flats, annnnd we’ve got a winner.
So, let’s do the math. Buy the Groupon for $25 which gives you $50 bucks at AA and purchase the shirt for $62. So, you are really only paying $37 total for the shirt! (OR 4 pairs of leggings for the price of 2!) Good God, am I a mathematician or what??
(Please prepare yourself for a I Think I’m in Love onslaught over the next month. Holiday shopping gets me in a tizzy.)

























