I am posting this entry from 30,000 feet in the air. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE.


Let me just say this. Being online while flying makes plane travel infinitely better. INFINITELY. Virgin America, I like you. However, I would greatly appreciate if a certain someone in the general vicinity would put their shoes back on.

(Lady sitting next to me, are you reading this? Shake your right foot if you are. Don’t be shy, ma’am, we both know you can’t help yourself.)

I am currently on my way to Russian River wine country for the Broad Summit. I could not be MORE EXCITED, in fact, my left leg has not stopped bouncing up and down since I woke up this morning. I have a feeling this might be one of the most memorable weekends I have ever experienced, and just want to thank the lovely organizers in advance.

Lots of stories and photos to come. Enjoy your weekends, everyone!


Update — Sabra


Dear participants who send in updated photos,

I love you. Thank you for making me feel like HT makeovers aren’t a complete waste of time.

Love, me

Okay! Here’s Sabra!


Sabra’s options.


And Sabra’s new look!


Love the sideswept bangs, love the highlights, and most definitely LOVE that Sabra’s crunchy product hair is officially a thing of the past. Looks fantastic!

p.s. – There won’t be a new HT makeover today because I’m currently packing for a weekend trip to the Russian River Valley with 30 incredible bloggers. I’m beyond excited for a weekend full of wine tastings, spa treatments and great conversation. Enjoy your weekends, and I’ll see y’all next week!

p.p.s. – Don’t forget to enter the PHYTO giveaway! The contest ends on Monday at 6pm.

p.p.p.s – If you are rocking blunt bangs, be a bad ass and join the Blunt Brigade!


Wanted: Bake Sale Recipes



Like a Good Preschool Mother, I have offered my services for an upcoming bake sale.

Hmmm. What do I make? I would totally do the pumpkin brownie thing, but I don’t think the consistency will hold up well. (They want the items in plastic bags tied up with ribbons.)

Do you have an absolutely fantastic recipe for cookies, brownies or bars? Please help, as I desperately want the school moms and teachers to liiiiiiiike meeeeeeeee.

(Especially since Wito had a little accident involving poop remnants at school yesterday. Which was beyond mortifying. THE SITUATION IS DIRE, YO.)


The Goodbyn



As you can read here, I want to make out with this eco-friendly lunchbox.

Dear FTC, I was not compensated to write this post by the Goodbyn makers nor did I receive the product for free. In fact, I used my hard-earned money to buy it at Amazon. (Qualifies for free super saver shipping WAHOOOO.) Thankyouverymuchly, Whoorl

(Just practicing for December.)