Incoherent Rambling and a Dunkin Donut
Posted on July 30, 2007 · Filed Under call me quirky, cronies, mass media, random, travel · 27 Comments
About a month ago, I made a promise to some Very Important People that I would not come back from Blogher and write about all of the AMAZING and TALENTED women I met during the process like everyone else.
(Although, I did! They were really, really fantastic!) (And that doesn’t count because of the parentheses.)
Since I’m a lady of my word, you will have witness the AMAZING and TALENTED women over at my Flickr set.
My only regret was the lack of time spent with some of the lovelies. I’m looking at you Leah squared, Yvonne, Kris, Stacy, SJ, etc.- 5 minutes here and there was NOT enough.
Oh, and when I swallowed my tongue after the utterly radiant Holly complimented my gold shoes.
Instead, please direct your attention to my late-night rambling in the fabulous company of Heather (aka- The Girl Who Orders Vegetable Wraps From Dunkin Donuts) and Shana Banana. Bonus points for anyone who can decipher what I’m saying during the middle. Also, my bloodshot eyes and open-mouth chewing? Sweet Ass Jebus.
UPDATE: It seems as a retaliatory measure, Heather has posted a video of yours truly engaging in some shady dance moves. I am offering my public apology right now.
A List Before I Go
Posted on July 25, 2007 · Filed Under happy happy joy joy, lists · 18 Comments
1. I have been a little under the weather for the past couple of days, but I can confidently say that the 22 Jamba Juice Coldbusters have done their job.
2. However, I woke up sounding like Kathleen Turner this morning.
3. Which is kind of cool because my fellow Blogher attendees might think I have a deep, sultry voice.
4. So, I am purposely shouting around the house. You know, to keep the pipes rusty. “WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY, WITO? YOU WANT A BA-BA? A BAAAAA-BAAAAAA?” *uncontrollable hacking* “OHHHHHHHHHH-KLAHOMA, WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAAAINNNNNNN!”
5. I am super excited about meeting all of the cool chicas.
6. However, I am scared that everyone will think I’m a self-mutilator or in a highly-charged domestic abuse situation due to all of the cuts and bruises on my legs and arms.
7. I am trying to remind myself that I will be around these people for several days, so they can witness my clumsiness firsthand. I have issues with running into tables, slamming my fingers in doors, tripping over air, etc. Hence the 49 bruises.
8. I have packed 5 pairs of shoes, and I’ve heard talk of that number being excessive. I think I’ve exercised great restraint.
9. I will miss my boys terribly.
10. But don’t hold it against me if I forget their names for a brief second. Alcohol + Jitters = Early-Onset Alzheimer’s Disease.
Everything You Need To Know, Right Here
Posted on July 22, 2007 · Filed Under random, travel · 15 Comments
I’m Sarah, a veritable prodigy in the fields of list-making and lip gloss color recognition. I currently live by the beach with my picky interior designer husband and freakishly large baby.
I am addicted to instruction manuals, green olives (preferably in my vodka), Fantasy Football, online shopping and the color of grass.
My own personal hell would involve talking on the phone while surrounded by cats with The Carpenters playing in the background.
This is a blogme2007 introduction. More information here.
