Auntie Lala Came To Town
Posted on January 9, 2007 · Filed Under the tribe · 5 Comments
We both possess a PhD*, yet can’t quite figure out how to center ourselves in the photo. Brilliant.

I’m glad we took these photos- they will always remind me of our sisterly bonding, but more importantly, that I should NEVER leave the house without makeup.
*This is a blatant lie. Sounded good at the time, though.
Idiots
Posted on January 8, 2007 · Filed Under irks · 26 Comments
I need you all to send virtual hugs to my parents- they are having quite a shitious day.
My mom recently got a brand new car (I bought hers, remember). Some asshole ran a red light (he said it was yellow and didn’t get ticketed) and pummeled her this morning. Luckily, she walked away unscathed but he caused $18,000 in damage.
18,000 DOLLARS.
They haven’t even received the title yet!
I’m trying to look at the big picture, but man, this kind of crap makes me sick.
A Very Important Message From Wito
Posted on January 4, 2007 · Filed Under whoorlito · 23 Comments
He would like everyone to know that the GOCD lady caused no permanent damage.








