We both possess a PhD*, yet can’t quite figure out how to center ourselves in the photo. Brilliant.
I’m glad we took these photos- they will always remind me of our sisterly bonding, but more importantly, that I should NEVER leave the house without makeup.
*This is a blatant lie. Sounded good at the time, though.
I need you all to send virtual hugs to my parents- they are having quite a shitious day.
My mom recently got a brand new car (I bought hers, remember). Some asshole ran a red light (he said it was yellow and didn’t get ticketed) and pummeled her this morning. Luckily, she walked away unscathed but he caused $18,000 in damage.
18,000 DOLLARS.
They haven’t even received the title yet!
I’m trying to look at the big picture, but man, this kind of crap makes me sick.
He would like everyone to know that the GOCD lady caused no permanent damage.
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