Come take a stroll with me down memory lane. It’s 2:45pm on Saturday. I’ve just run up to my hotel room in an attempt to briefly thaw my corpse-like legs before the next session. I turn on the television set, realize ESPN bowling just isn’t going to hack it and grab the nearest Blogher schedule […]
Leaving in a couple of hours for San Francisco. Chick-fil-A was fantastic. (#1 with a lemonade, to be specific.) Wito awoke at 5:30am again. This morning’s breakfast request? Mac & Cheese. (???) Have a great weekend, everyone!
We’ve made a last-minute decision to spend our Memorial Day weekend in Palm Springs, which means one glorious thing. POOL TIME. I can’t fully express the excitement I am feeling about spending the next three days lying by a pool, but it’s safe to say I’ve broken out the African Anteater Ritual a couple of […]
Well, hello! Here I am. Headless. Things haven’t really simmered down on the home front nor the Hair Thursday front. I returned Friday from Oklahoma, where Wito was cared for (read: spoiled rotten) while I was prancing around New York with TV makeup on. I ask of you, television guest or high class hooker? It’s […]
Ketel One martinis + The New York Times anticipation = Ouch. Ladies and gents, I’ve had a crazy week. You see, I’ve been on vacation with my family, which included a little bit of this: La Cucaracha from whoorl on Vimeo. (Wait, doesn’t everyone have a 6-foot statue of Captain Hook included in their vacation […]
1. Warm, sunny weather is my life force. 2. A trench coat is not a coat. 3. People stare. At the airport, walking down Newbury Street, running errands, everywhere. (Booger? Spinach in the teeth?) While having lunch at Zaftigs, the woman seated next to us literally turned her chair towards us and stared the entire […]
Hello, my friends! I’m in Boston! And warm! Thanks for all of your suggestions- of course, I didn’t read most of them until I arrived here, but I’ve brought lots of layers and am peachy keen, jellybeans. I’m extremely superstitious and don’t want to jinx future travels, but I have to say, yesterday was a […]
Hair Thursday is going to be late due to the fact that I’m leaving for Boston at 5:45 IN THE MORNING. I’m not sure if you have noticed with Daylight Savings Time, but 5:45 IN THE MORNING is a very dark time. Very night-like. My current packing situation looks like this: In clockwise order from […]
Friday, December 28th, 2007. The day that altered my life forever. Picture this. A chilly day spent on my grandmother’s ranch in Oklahoma. After a fairly uneventful drive from Oklahoma City, we arrive with gifts in tow. Why, here we are, relaxing on (read: breaking) my grandma’s Lazy Boy. Christmas at my grandmother’s home is […]
Adventures with hoagies – complete with visual and audio pleasure! (Tasty AND sexy!) Multiple choice. Christmas day is approaching. It’s 32 degrees outside and snowing with wind gusts up to 35 miles an hour. Conditions are deteriorating rapidly, roadways are quite slushy and it’s colder than a witch’s tit. What do you do? 1) Make […]
I’m leaving in one hour- heading to Oklahoma for the holidays with Wito by MYSELF. (D is meeting us later.) I wrote this yesterday and learned lots of good tips. The one thing I forgot, though? TO CHARGE THE FUCKING DVD BATTERY. Commence hysterical laughing/crying hybrid.
Wito experienced a 5-day birthday bonanza complete with 2 parties and grandparental coddling beyond belief. The child was spoiled ROTTEN- trust me, I’m still paying for it 6 days later. Our typical day since we’ve been back home: “Mamamamammaaaaa, mamamamaamaa. MAMAAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA.” He wants to be picked up, he wants down, no wait, he wants up, […]
Hi! I’m in Oklahoma! Oklahoma is OK, thanks for asking. It’s hot. Very hot. Yesterday, I ran at 6:30 in the morning and died. The end. **************************** Currently, my brain will only assimilate sentences suitable for small children. And lists – I can deal with lists, so let’s go. 1. Remember our lovely beach bungalow […]
About a month ago, I made a promise to some Very Important People that I would not come back from Blogher and write about all of the AMAZING and TALENTED women I met during the process like everyone else. (Although, I did! They were really, really fantastic!) (And that doesn’t count because of the parentheses.) […]
I’m Sarah, a veritable prodigy in the fields of list-making and lip gloss color recognition. I currently live by the beach with my picky interior designer husband and freakishly large baby. I am addicted to instruction manuals, green olives (preferably in my vodka), Fantasy Football, online shopping and the color of grass. My own personal […]