Dear Dad, I know my trip home was completely last-minute and that you have had an extremely full plate with the new house. (Which is absolutely beautiful, by the way. Wowza.) However, I am a little disappointed in the candy drawer. I know what you are thinking, dad – people would kill for that candy […]
Damn, you all have some opinions about The Shopping. And here I was, thinking no one even read this damn blog anymore. After careful thought and consideration, I have gone against the majority vote and decided to return two of the shirts. (No Shopping Mandate is BACK ON, SISSIES! YEAHHHHH.) I am keeping the gray […]
My lovely family unit is leaving tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn (5:15am! Come join the festivities!) for Charleston, South Carolina. My lovely family unit is very much looking forward to this trip, even if it involves appeasing my son, Mr. Drama, on the airplane all day. This (rather loud) drama is surely a […]
Wow. That is the cheesiest post title I have ever written. (Although, Zeus? Hera? Where’s the God of Teeth when you need him? and Memories, Light The Corner Of My Mind are additional fine options.) I just don’t know where to begin. I mean, do you all even KNOW ME anymore? No, no, I don’t […]
BUT, a few photos from my recent trip to Sun Valley are over at Melissa’s Buzz Off column at Alpha Mom today! Go tell her what YOU did for summer vacation…
Enjoying the rest of my summer – see you after Labor Day! (You must visit Sun Valley, Idaho. GO. RIGHT NOW.)
Wow. This road trip has been AWESOME so far. About one hour into the trip, Wito took two bites of my everything bagel and broke out in hives all over his entire body. We are back home at the doctor. Viva la Road Trip!
We’re off!, originally uploaded by Whoorl.
We’re leaving tomorrow morning for a week’s vacation in the home of one of D’s clients. I haven’t prepared one bit. I haven’t packed, I haven’t created a single list (serious travesty), I haven’t thought about what I’m going to wear (we are vacationing WITH D’s clients, which means I have to be Whoorl 2.0: […]
I had such a fantastic time at Blogher. In a teeny nutshell, I was just so thrilled to be surrounded by smart, hilarious and well-rounded women instead of wiping dookie booty all day. (Can I get an AMEN?) I think my personal high (LOW! LOW!) point of the weekend had to be “dancing” at the […]
Come take a stroll with me down memory lane. It’s 2:45pm on Saturday. I’ve just run up to my hotel room in an attempt to briefly thaw my corpse-like legs before the next session. I turn on the television set, realize ESPN bowling just isn’t going to hack it and grab the nearest Blogher schedule […]
Leaving in a couple of hours for San Francisco. Chick-fil-A was fantastic. (#1 with a lemonade, to be specific.) Wito awoke at 5:30am again. This morning’s breakfast request? Mac & Cheese. (???) Have a great weekend, everyone!
We’ve made a last-minute decision to spend our Memorial Day weekend in Palm Springs, which means one glorious thing. POOL TIME. I can’t fully express the excitement I am feeling about spending the next three days lying by a pool, but it’s safe to say I’ve broken out the African Anteater Ritual a couple of […]
Well, hello! Here I am. Headless. Things haven’t really simmered down on the home front nor the Hair Thursday front. I returned Friday from Oklahoma, where Wito was cared for (read: spoiled rotten) while I was prancing around New York with TV makeup on. I ask of you, television guest or high class hooker? It’s […]
Ketel One martinis + The New York Times anticipation = Ouch. Ladies and gents, I’ve had a crazy week. You see, I’ve been on vacation with my family, which included a little bit of this: La Cucaracha from whoorl on Vimeo. (Wait, doesn’t everyone have a 6-foot statue of Captain Hook included in their vacation […]