Housekeeping
Posted on September 20, 2007 · Filed Under lists, random · 3 Comments
1) Sorry about the Hair Thursday polls not working earlier today. They are back up-and-running, so place your vote!
2) I posted an entry about my nap troubles over at ParentDish, and if you have ANY comments or suggestions, I would greatly appreciate it. PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU.
Back to hiding under my pillow while Wito screams.
4 Things
Posted on September 10, 2007 · Filed Under lists, random, call me quirky, sports fan · 21 Comments
1. My pink glasses are taking an extended sabbatical, but will be replaced with ones described as “a bold optical form evoking the archetypal sexy librarian image”. Goodness Me! This might not seem like breaking news, but PEOPLE, can we talk about how expensive glasses are these days? Wow.
2. Carson Palmer should feel free to throw for 300 yards and 3 touchdowns this evening. (Did I tell you about the night I saw him at my fave Mexican restaurant? He’s a tall drink of water, that Carson.)
3. Wito has boycotted all naps. For. Ever.
4. I am not feeling the slightest bit guilty about drinking a beer on a Monday afternoon. Yet ANOTHER good reason to live on the West Coast - Monday Night Football at 4:00pm.
It Pays To Wear Cute Panties - Part Two
Posted on August 16, 2007 · Filed Under random · 10 Comments
My ass hurts. Enjoy your day.
It Pays To Wear Cute Panties
Posted on August 15, 2007 · Filed Under random, call me quirky, happy happy joy joy · 12 Comments
For when you least expect it, you’ll be dropping trou for a male nurse who bears an uncanny resemblance to Tim Riggins.
And as he carefully pulls down said panties to administer a booster shot in your upper bum, you’ll thank the heavens for tetanus immunizations.
Incoherent Rambling and a Dunkin Donut
Posted on July 30, 2007 · Filed Under random, call me quirky, travel, cronies, mass media · 27 Comments
About a month ago, I made a promise to some Very Important People that I would not come back from Blogher and write about all of the AMAZING and TALENTED women I met during the process like everyone else.
(Although, I did! They were really, really fantastic!) (And that doesn’t count because of the parentheses.)
Since I’m a lady of my word, you will have witness the AMAZING and TALENTED women over at my Flickr set.
My only regret was the lack of time spent with some of the lovelies. I’m looking at you Leah squared, Yvonne, Kris, Stacy, SJ, etc.- 5 minutes here and there was NOT enough.
Oh, and when I swallowed my tongue after the utterly radiant Holly complimented my gold shoes.
Instead, please direct your attention to my late-night rambling in the fabulous company of Heather (aka- The Girl Who Orders Vegetable Wraps From Dunkin Donuts) and Shana Banana. Bonus points for anyone who can decipher what I’m saying during the middle. Also, my bloodshot eyes and open-mouth chewing? Sweet Ass Jebus.
UPDATE: It seems as a retaliatory measure, Heather has posted a video of yours truly engaging in some shady dance moves. I am offering my public apology right now.
Everything You Need To Know, Right Here
Posted on July 22, 2007 · Filed Under random, travel · 15 Comments
I’m Sarah, a veritable prodigy in the fields of list-making and lip gloss color recognition. I currently live by the beach with my picky interior designer husband and freakishly large baby.
I am addicted to instruction manuals, green olives (preferably in my vodka), Fantasy Football, online shopping and the color of grass.
My own personal hell would involve talking on the phone while surrounded by cats with The Carpenters playing in the background.
This is a blogme2007 introduction. More information here.
Not Worth Noting, But Humor Me
Posted on July 20, 2007 · Filed Under running, lists, random, call me quirky, photos · 39 Comments
1. This morning I ran 1.56 miles without stopping to walk. I have never in my life run 1.56 miles without stopping. I need to share this with you because, well, who else am I going to share it with, my mom? Here’s a little preview of that conversation.
Whoorl: Mom! I’m halfway to my goal of running 3 miles! I ran a mile and a half this morning with the jogging stroller!
Mom: That’s good! (click, click, click, click)
Whoorl: My new shoes are really helping out. My ankle feels much better.
Mom: Uh-huh. (click, click, click, click)
Whoorl: Although, yesterday it was giving me trouble…
Mom: Uh-huh. (click, click, click)
Whoorl: Um, I broke my back yesterday.
Mom: Uh-huh. (click, click, clickety click click)
Whoorl: And sold Wito into slavery.
Mom: Uh-huh. (click, click, click, click)
Whoorl: GODDAMN IT MOM, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?! ARE YOU PLAYING ONLINE CANASTA AGAIN?!
Mom: Uh-huh. (click, click, click, click)
2. I’m pretty sure when you put glasses in the dishwasher, they are not supposed to come out looking like this:
How about a side-by-side comparison?
Something’s wrong with my dishwasher, yes?
3. I apologize to all the Anya lovers out there, but I couldn’t be more thrilled about her departure from last night’s So You Think You Can Dance episode. It’s just that, I don’t know, the outfits and the ballroom thing and dear Lord, the OUTFITS. The leopard-print and electric blue fringe and booby tassels!
Plus, when she “dances for her life”, I feel like she is just shaking her ass and moving across the stage with teensy-weensy staccato steps. I am aware she is at a disadvantage by not having a partner to dance with in her dance-offs, and I KNOW that I am completely clueless about ballroom and need to SHUT UP, but man! With everyone else performing giant leaps and pirouettes across the stage, it’s hard to be impressed by ballroom during the solos.
To make my point with D last night, I threw on some heels with my running shorts and performed my own Anya-type “Big Wheels Keep On Turning, Proud Mary Keeps On Burning” dance. I paused and re-played her performance and everything. I thought I did a fine job, but D didn’t seem to be very impressed. He just looked up at me and said, “You’re going to hurt yourself.”
Point well taken.
