Began my affair
with Ramón Alejandro
Even wrote a song

February

Got a new haircut
that made me Ann Wilson’s twin
Oooh, Barracuda

Started to notice
Wito’s wicked memory
at 18 months old

March

Traveled to Boston
to visit my darling niece
made observations

April

Felt like a celeb
Featured in The New York Times
Still can’t believe it

May

Nightline followed soon
Also a trip to New York
Filmed on a talk show

Unfortunately
the segment didn’t make it
still worth it, these girls

June

Hair Thursday website
was born, also the Kick Ass
Workout Plan, big FAIL

July

Blogher in San Fran
Cut a rug or two, viva
la Sprinkler and such

Also learned how to
use a Neti Pot, which I
now can’t live without

August

Big Wito turned two
Long road trip to Sun Valley
Beautiful up there

September

Took trip to Denver
Began my obsession with
Twilight, Edward lust

October

Flashed guitar teacher
Wito dabbled in drama
Still need hot toddy

November

Celebrated my
birthday, anniversary
new President, YAY

Lots of fun crushes
Even some mild stalking plans
Cali Thanksgiving

December

Oklahoma bound
ten days with my family
I love them so much

Kept resolution
to play Ramón at year’s end
Proud I haven’t quit

Haiku-ed my brains out
I think I will miss it though
Happy New Year, all!

It has taken me
an embarrassingly long
time to edit it

However, not my
fault, iMovie08 is
devil incarnate

Once I switched back to
iMovieHD, it was
easier than pie

Guess what I’m doing
on New Year’s Eve? Swigging tons
of Nyquil, damn cold

Of course, I will not
swig Nyquil because I have
huge control issues

I would rather writhe
in pain than take drugs, thanks to
my pharma career

What are you doing
for New Year’s Eve? Please do tell
Vicariously

Don’t write about him
much anymore, but I’m a
proud mama, I promise

Right now, he’s singing
the Spanish Alphabet song
How does he know that?

He wants me to sing
with him, but he’s way smarter
than me, dumb mommy

His memory is
astounding, remembers just
about everything

This does not bode well
for me, since my favorite
words are profanity

Crazy spelling boy
Video from the month he
turned two years old here

Please excuse my gross
appearance and cloying voice
I apologize

I know what you are
thinking, we’re Rick Moranis
on Parenthood, yes?

Not the case with Wito
It’s like the kid craves to learn
Good Lord help us all

He is most likely
staging a near coup d’état
of the Whoorl household

Above all, he is
now big pimpin’ thanks to his
spoiling grandparents

Don’t get me started
on the cuteness of little
cousin Sam, love him

I am now finished
Come back for next Wito post
in 2010