1. The weather forecast for my trip to Oklahoma.
The new state motto – “Come to Oklahoma and inhale the fiery breath of the devil!”
Ah, Oklahoma. How I DON’T miss your weather.
2. The current state of my laptop.
Most of the damage is due to a little turd named Wito, although, really, whose fault is it for leaving her laptop in a toddler’s path of destruction? I’ve been fine with the physical damage, but now it seems my screen is on its way to laptop heaven. (Word to the wise, working on a laptop with a blank screen isn’t productive.)
Never fear! A new Macbook Pro is on its way! Let’s all do the Roger Rabbit together!
3. Wito turns 22 months old tomorrow, and has a memory like an elephant. Seriously, watch the dude in action.
Due to this development, I’m already forced to watch my mouth. Obviously, I’m not doing a very good job since I heard a fairly over-dramatic “Ohhhhh, SHIT” coming from the living room yesterday afternoon. I’m sure he’s just brimming with excitement to use this new word with his grandparents AND great-grandparents in Oklahoma. Maybe we can work on something like, “God DAMN, it’s hot here!” before arriving tomorrow. Wish us luck.