It’s been approximately 7 weeks since I wrote this post.
I tried to be a better, non-internetish sort of person. I really did.
Truth of the matter is, I love Twitter. I love it so much it hurts deep down inside.
Where else can I record a fleeting thought about some chick’s way-too-short-hoohah-baring “pants” on So You Think You Can Dance? How else will I know if Metalia goes into early labor? What if I am looking for a recipe utilizing Rotel and need an answer in milliseconds? Huh?
When I deleted my account, Twitter made it extremely clear that it was over. The account would be deleted forever and ever. However, last evening, I was informed that my account wasn’t deleted forever and ever! It could be restored with a click of a mouse!
IT WAS A SIGN. A SIGN, I TELL YOU.
So, yeah. I’m back. Just in time for SYTYCD.
(Please don’t tell my husband.)
(Although, I do have a plan for time suckage reduction. Never fear.)