Say goodbye to hair-related posts at this joint. Hair Thursday has relocated to much cushier digs over here. Trust me, your hair told me to tell you to go check it out.
You know what this means, don’t you? Whoorl.com can once again become a truly inspirational and creative outlet about things that are important.
Issues that matter.
Like these, for instance.
1. So You Think You Can Dance starts TONIGHT. The electricity that’s buzzing through every pore of my incredibly pale body is incomprehensible. (Although, Palm Springs, here I come! Swimming pools! Coppertone tans! HELL YES.) I never thought my adoration for Travis could be beat, but Danny? DANNY, I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY JADED SOUL.
In other SYTYCD news, I saw Lacey out shopping last week and I had to restrain myself from having a quick “chat” about her hair extensions on the show. (Hair. All day, every day. It’s a disease, people.)
2. I stubbed my toe this morning, let out a little yelp, and Wito looked me directly in the eye and said, “No whining”.
3. There is a very slim chance that my Nightline segment will run tonight.
Well, munch on THOSE inspirational morsels for now. Peace be with you.