My Head. It Has Not Been Reattached.
Written by whoorl · Filed Under call me quirky, mass media, photos, strange, indeedy, travel, whoorlito
Well, hello! Here I am. Headless.
Things haven’t really simmered down on the home front nor the Hair Thursday front. I returned Friday from Oklahoma, where Wito was cared for (read: spoiled rotten) while I was prancing around New York with TV makeup on.
I ask of you, television guest or high class hooker?
It’s a tough call, my friends. I’m sure the makeup was spot-on for the cameras, but the six business men who shared an elevator ride with me in my trench coat afterwards probably assumed the latter. You should have seen me walking into my hotel, just waiting for the manager to pull me aside, all Pretty Woman-style. (Excuse me, madam. Where do YOU think you’re going?)
Although, I’m happy to say I would have kept those false lashes on for the rest of my life if I had the chance. (Dear unbelievably awesome hair and makeup team, any chance I could get you to move to California? I make really good margaritas! Love, Whoorl.) As for the television appearance, I will let you know as soon as I get an air date so we can all laugh together at my rambling in front of a live studio audience.
Gulp.
Speaking of the television show, did I mention that the week before my trip to New York, field producers were sent to my house to film an at-home interview, as well as some additional footage of my day-to-day activities? One of those day-to-day activities was me bloggity blogging on my computer, and only in the middle of filming my hands typity-typing did I realize that my nails were possibly atrocious.
Guitar lessons + nails = Not Pretty. ZOMFG.
My living room was completely inundated with bright lights, microphones, people, cords, did I mention people? Yes, people staring at me while I talked about lord knows what. It was truly an surreal experience.
Fast forward to the present. Wito has had a fever of 102-103.5 for the past 36 hours. He’s a sick little dude, and I am taking him to the pediatrician in a couple of hours. My house is in its normal post-weekend state (DEMOLISHED) and guess who’s coming over in 5 hours?
ABC NIGHTLINE.
It’s clearly a slow news week. Let’s recap – messy house, sick baby and Oh, OH! Nothing to wear. Send help.
(At least my nails are manicured this time around. Positive thinking RULES.)
Mandee
May 5th, 2008 7:40 amGood luck! You’ll be great.
Just My Type
May 5th, 2008 8:05 amDude!!!!!!!!
Brittany
May 5th, 2008 8:07 amWow, it’s amazing all the attention you’re getting! FABU! Any thoughts on what you’ll do with it next?
Janssen
May 5th, 2008 8:13 amGood luck! Can’t wait to hear more about your fabulous adventures!
monkeygirl
May 5th, 2008 8:15 amWhoorl—tell us about the lipstick/gloss/liner you are working in this recent pic of you and friend!! It looks lovely.
I don’t know! I should have asked, but I was too nervous to form an intelligent question.
Natalie 42
May 5th, 2008 8:17 amCrizazy!!!! And congrats! Can we all say AWESOME?!
I hear you on the TV makeup front. I used to feel like that after filming…you want to tell every one, “its ok, I’m an actress (or Whoorl!), not a ho…promise.” But it is fun having people primp you up like that.
Hope the little guy feels better and yay yay for you, Ms. Whoorl!
Marty Mankins
May 5th, 2008 8:35 amWow. NYC. ABC NIGHTLINE… major congrats, even if you’ve got a lot going on right now.
And get well wishes for the little guy.
Angella
May 5th, 2008 8:35 amGo YOU! I cannot wait to hear the details.
I hope Wito is better soon :)
bethany actually
May 5th, 2008 8:49 amFeel better soon, Wito!
Jen
May 5th, 2008 8:54 amYou look spectacular girl, what are you talking about?
rebecca
May 5th, 2008 9:05 amWhy does my face look about 8 times bigger than yours in this photo? I never knew I had a giant face. But evidently I do. However, I totally agree… fake eyelashes RULE!
Can’t wait to hear about Nightline! And I hope Wito feels better soon. Poor little guy – it’s the worst when they have a fever like that.
slynnro
May 5th, 2008 9:10 amHoly crap Whoorl!
metalia
May 5th, 2008 9:48 amWhee! This is all so exciting. Hope Wito feels better soon!
Jennifer
May 5th, 2008 9:57 amLove the lashes!
How exciting about Nightline – I’m sure everything will be great!
I hope Wito gets to feeling better soon!
Y
May 5th, 2008 10:10 amI still can’t get over the whole “Nightline” thing. But, you know, hair is Very Important.
Even more important than Thyroids.
haha
Sue
May 5th, 2008 10:20 amWOW! Just wow!
kat
May 5th, 2008 10:23 amomg. you’re so famous. i know a famous person. sigh. whee!
i hope hope wito feels better.
and you look absoutely lovely darling.
Sue
May 5th, 2008 10:57 amso..now i can tell everybody in my latin comunity that I have a reaaalyy famous hollywood blogstar friend…and is not pretty woman..hahaha..lol…
alison
May 5th, 2008 11:31 amwhat a celebrity! and if i had that face and hair, the last thing i would be worried about is my nails. good luck with nightline!
Allison
May 5th, 2008 11:50 amHOLY COW!!! I can’t even believe it! You truly are a Hair Goddess. Congratulations! Amazing…
p.s. – and to think… I was the first Hair Thursday participant! SUrely that makes me famous by association, right? I’m going to stick with that.
Jennifer
May 5th, 2008 12:25 pmYou don’t look like a hooker, silly!
Hope Wito gets well soon, doesn’t he know his mommy’s famous?
Leiah
May 5th, 2008 12:59 pmYou look loverly.
Hope Wito feels better soon. Lily just had a viral thing and her doc said spring is when stuff like this goes around. It wasn’t Roseola, which was the prevailing diagnosis, so hopefully Wito is almost out of the woods and feeling better soon.
Lisa
May 5th, 2008 1:16 pmso exciting! And, you look beautiful not hooker like at all!!!
Miguelina
May 5th, 2008 1:36 pmNightline? NIGHTLINE? I think I’m going to faint.
Anna
May 5th, 2008 1:55 pmNightline?! That’s pure fanciness! And for the record…I think you look lovely…if I was a dude in the lobby of your hotel…I TOTALLY would have tried to sneak you upstairs! Congrats!
Giselle
May 5th, 2008 2:43 pmThat’s awesome. Congrats.
I hope Wito gets better soon though :(
little miss mel
May 5th, 2008 2:52 pmcongrats!
Melissa
May 5th, 2008 5:33 pmHow awesome! Good luck!
And most importantly, I hope Wito’s appt went well and he’s feeling better!
Valerie
May 5th, 2008 6:38 pmYou don’t look hooker-ish! Now you’re making me contemplate the amount of makeup I wear on a daily basis . . .
Karma
May 5th, 2008 9:47 pmYou look beautiful! Any idea what that lipstick is that they put on you?
I hope the little man is all better soon.
Melissa
May 6th, 2008 6:48 amI seriously thought that was Kate Walsh in the picture with you!
Erica
May 11th, 2008 5:20 pmHi Dear!
I was in the audience of your mystery TV show … I won’t reveal what it was so you can do the honors yourself. But I’d love to know the airdate too because I was right behind Rebecca.
I thought you did great!!! (And I saw it personally!)
Erica
ericanandy@gmail.com