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Barracuda Blowout

Seriously, Barracuda is my new anthem. Within 1.24 seconds of opening my eyes this morning, there it was.

BumbadadumbadadumbadadumbadadumBABUMBUM….

I hopped out of bed, showered, and proceeded to blow my hair straight for the first time since last year. (On a RAINY DAY, no less.) Turns out, it’s not so 70’s rocker when I blow it straight.

Suddenly I morphed into Simon Cowell, brazenly critiquing my hair for playing it too safe. I mean, COME ON, are you going to bring it OR NOT?! At least the Ann Wilson has some originality!

Whatevs.

All in all, I’m pleased- it’s like the best of both worlds. Meeting with world dignitaries? I think I would go with the blowout. A normal day at the beach followed by margaritas? Totally rocking the Ann.

And the world is right again.

22 Responses to “Barracuda Blowout”

  1. sizzleNo Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 2:06 pm

    Well thank the baby Jesus!

  2. AngelaNo Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 2:20 pm

    I’m pretty sure you could bring back the body wave and 4 foot high bangs and rock the hell out of it.

  3. natalieNo Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 2:38 pm

    I really like it… and Angela is right. You can rock it either way.

  4. Heather B.No Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 3:33 pm

    Hi. You are hot. The end.

  5. katNo Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 4:19 pm

    i knew it would work out. you’re not whoorl goddess of hair for nothing.

  6. Tom ReevesNo Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 6:24 pm

    i like it when i’m thought of Magic Man. Maybe that’s a gender thing.

  7. ashleyNo Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 6:28 pm

    How did you get them to go from blunt cut to side swept!?

    (I’m the DIYer from a few weeks ago who DIYed some blunt bangs before New Years. They’re cute but I’m sick of them!!)

  8. whoorlNo Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 6:32 pm

    It’s my Magic Man Magic Hands, baby.

    (No really, I blow dry them a different way, which I would explain right now but my husband just handed me a margarita so, um, bye. Later, I promise.)

  9. Spandrel StudiosNo Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 6:50 pm

    To me, the ultimate cut is one you can wear two ways. Both look great, so enjoy!

  10. SusanNo Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 7:54 pm

    We need photos. Phooooooootooooos. Please.

    And perhaps a margarita, too.

  11. JeniferNo Gravatar

    February 22nd, 2008 8:22 pm

    We need to get you Guitar Hero III…Then you can Barracuda with your new hair, until you’re heart is content.

  12. sunnyNo Gravatar

    February 23rd, 2008 3:33 am

    Look at that drummer!
    if your husband got the drummer cut you guys would be really smokin’. It would be like poppa bear meets barracuda!

  13. winomomNo Gravatar

    February 23rd, 2008 11:12 am

    Oh dear sweet Saint of Hair (who is that, really?), you really look at peace again. I’m a nobody, but I did call for a day of mourning for you, and all flat irons to be set at half heat. Good to hear you’re coming out of it, though. And yep, only you could not just salvage your hair, but make it hottielicious. I think I just coined a new word.

  14. GirlsGoneChildNo Gravatar

    February 23rd, 2008 12:53 pm

    Hair (and life for that matter) is waaaay more fun when you have different ways of rockin’ it. And you, my friend pull it off any and all ways no problemo. Burn, burn, burn it to the wick, gurl.

  15. KimNo Gravatar

    February 24th, 2008 7:21 am

    My husband has ruined that song for me forever, as he sings it “Bear your cooter.” Classy with a capital K.

  16. AllisonNo Gravatar

    February 25th, 2008 11:40 am

    Seriously. Hott. With two t’s.

  17. MuseNo Gravatar

    February 25th, 2008 9:20 pm

    I didn’t think it was possible, but reading your blog is more enjoyable with Heart rocking in the background. And look on the bright side, at least you’re sporting the Heart hair from the early years .. I mean, have you seen what happened to those chicks?

    THESE DREAMS GO ON WHEN I CLOSE MY EEEEYYYYYYEEES!

  18. kerrianneNo Gravatar

    February 25th, 2008 10:50 pm

    I love! Barracuda. And the way your hair looks when it looks 70’s-esque. Very awesome.

  19. Noble PigNo Gravatar

    February 26th, 2008 11:25 am

    We. Need. A. Picture. Please.

  20. dont call me maamNo Gravatar

    February 26th, 2008 7:22 pm

    Ann was very fashion-forward, and she didn’t even know it.

    More important question– if you had to, can you still wear it back, or do the sides fall out?

    Oh, and I heart Heart!

    Unfortunately, I look like Paul Revere with a ponytail. Hott.

  21. annaNo Gravatar

    February 26th, 2008 9:09 pm

    It looks fantastic…I was worried till I saw the pic, so pretty!

  22. PrittersNo Gravatar

    February 27th, 2008 12:54 pm

    You are a complete egomaniac