Damn! I shaved my legs, made sure the nether region was tidy, put on cute yet conservative undies, donned my favorite shirt and took the time to blow-dry my hair straight (which blows donkey balls) all in preparation for my OB physical, annual exam and the BABY’S ULTRASOUND today! COMPLETE WITH AUDIBLE HEARTBEAT!
My OB’s office just called. She is delivering twins today. I must wait 24 more hours. Oh well, I should expect this. I spend all of my working hours selling to OBGYN’s – I know the drill.
I was just really excited, that’s all.
Please let today fly by.
In other news, kudos out to my Fantasy Football franchise player. I love ya, man.