I’m writing a Whoorlito Update! Remember those? I was thinking this morning about how it had been a couple of months since the last one.
And then I checked my archives. This was the last one I wrote.
8 months ago.
More than half of his life has blown past since that update.
We have a lot to catch up on, yes?
In the meantime, remind me of more toys from the days of yore.