America’s Next Top Sales Associate?


Last night I dreamt I was shopping at Neiman Marcus in the jewelry section and found this gorgeous turquoise necklace that weighed 50 pounds…I couldn’t stand upright because it was so heavy. I asked if I could get a sales associate’s help and Kim
(the lesbian model from America’s Next Top Model) appeared and was very helpful. A true delight, I must say.

She helped me pick out the perfect outfit (a ridiculously tight ivory silk corset thing) to complement my new necklace, and even carried my purchases out to my car where my husband Lenny Kravitz was waiting for me with bated breath.




  1. you lucky bitch. i have always wanted to have an affair with lenny. ;)

  2. Wow, what a dream!I always hate waking up after those.

  3. I KNOW! I am so pissed I woke up just as things were heating up! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

  4. Jurgen Nation says:

    Ohmygod, BEST DREAM EVER.

  5. wow. that’s fab. i’d switch kim and lenny and we’d all be good. :)

  6. i didn’t know you secretly had jungle fever…just a joke as not to offend anyone

  7. I hope kim wins.