Everlong

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I don’t watch a lot of television. When it’s on, it’s usually something sports-related. Football is my passion (fantasy football draft is less than a month away hell yesssssss), but let’s save that for another date and time. Lately, I have come across a show called Rockstar: INXS. Has anyone seen this show? How could you not- it’s on THREE times a week. I’m freakin’ hooked.

Simply put, I adore rockers. I’m not sure what Dave Navarro’s job on the show is, but I love him- even though he wears way too much makeup, over-plucks his eyebrows and generally looks like a transvestite. If you haven’t been sucked into this teeny black hole of deliciousness, here’s the premise. Lots of rocker chicks and dudes perform every week hoping to eventually win and become the lead singer of INXS. Man, what has happened to INXS? Sellout city, but hey I’m watching this shit so what gives. All of these tattooed, leather-clad rockstar-wannabees belt it out while flashing that rocker hand signal. You know the one.

Call me crazy, but growing up that hand signal meant one thing and one thing only- ‘Go Texas Longhorns’. Stop. The hatred I feel for the Texas football program. I grew up in Oklahoma and I am a die-hard Sooner fan. Sooners and Longhorns don’t mix. So, the hand signal throws me off a bit. By the way, the Sooner nation will whip some Longhorn tush for the 6th consecutive year in 2005. I digress.

I just realized last night for the very first time in my thirty years of living that INXS alludes to “In Excess”. Oh. My. God. I thought it was some crazy Australian acronym. How could this be? I was their biggest fan! I owned every CD (actually, cassette tape). I would rock out in my room with my sweet metal orthodontia and Hawaiian-print jams belting out “Donnnnnnnnt Chaaaaaaaaange”, and then proceed to french kiss my pillow (aka Michael Hutchence). Or maybe my pillow was Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran.

Let’s proceed to the heart of the matter. Everlong. Quite possibly one of the greatest rock songs of the 20th century. The intense love I have for Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters is impalpable. That song is soooo good- can’t ya just hear it?

And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever- ba da da ba da da ba dadada (that’s the kick ass drum fill)
If anything could ever be this good again – ba dada ba da da ba dadada (again, drum fill)

I can be anywhere- sitting on the couch, grocery shopping, standing in an uncomfortably crowded elevator- and if that song is looping in my head, don’t think I won’t bust that wicked air drum solo on some unsuspecting peeps. Well, it turns out that one of the rockers on the show had to perform that song live. He did pretty horrible- yes, it is a hard song to sing, but his excuse was that he had never HEARD that song before. Hmmmm. Now, if Perry Como and Bobby Darin get your musical juices flowing, I could fathom not knowing that song, but excuse me? Aren’t you supposed to be a rocker, Mr. Tattoo McMohawk?! Even INXS and Dave Navarro were clearly annoyed. Damn him for disrespecting my sweet Foo.

Clearly, I have invested a tad too much emotion into this issue.



COMMENTS (6)

Comments

  1. I have absolutely nothing to say.

    ha! just kidding… but all the football jazz, whiz, right over my head. So is that girl up in the picture in your look section laughing at you because you just busted a wicked air drum solo?

  2. Wow! Reading your blog I feel like I’ve drunk too much coffee. But, wait – I don’t even drink coffee.

    Anyway, love your blog and your grammar and your digressing.

  3. Hi Sarah!

    I just found your blog from reading SAJ and wanted to tell you that I’m a football fan and rockstar admirer myself!

    I agree, what was UP with Ty not knowing one of the best Foo songs ever? I think it was just a lame excuse someone came up with, myself. (The show is a guilty pleasure, isn’t it?)

    Anyway, keep writin & rockin — you’re off to a terrific start! I’m reading you from Joey Porter’s hometown. :O) (GO STEELERS!)

  4. I LOVE the Rock Star INXS. I’m so excited to watch it tonight. And I too was bummed with Ty’s performance on Everlong. He redeemed himself in the end, but he’s got a lot of work to do. My favorite, by far, is Jordiss. My husband thinks I love her more than him! :)

  5. Hey There! Cool blog, like it so far… I am a HUGE rocker (especially 80s rock), *and* a football fan too (Go Niners! Still waiting for the return of those glory days gone by), oh yeah and I also love reality TV, but haven’t seen the INXS show (I know, shame on me). I wanted to make sure to comment and let you know I actually met Nick R. (the whole band actually), not once but TWICE in this current tour they’re on… Stories (and pics) are on my blog, I won’t fill your comment section up here with all that. ;) But I will say that NR was probably the sweetest of all the guys… and he has *great* skin. :) Looking forward to reading more of your stuff!
    ~Sherri
    PS. In case you hadn’t already noticed, I’m also big on “dot dot dots”, incomplete & run-on sentences, parenthesis, etc. So I’m sure I’ll be one who can definitely appreciate your writing style!

  6. I tuned in last night based on your recommendation (so yes, you are now responsible for my new TV obsession). The guy who sang the Killers song really rocks. That is all.