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It Pays To Wear Cute Panties

Written by whoorl · Filed Under random, call me quirky, happy happy joy joy 

For when you least expect it, you’ll be dropping trou for a male nurse who bears an uncanny resemblance to Tim Riggins.

And as he carefully pulls down said panties to administer a booster shot in your upper bum, you’ll thank the heavens for tetanus immunizations.

12 Responses to “It Pays To Wear Cute Panties”

  1. AmandaNo Gravatar

    August 15th, 2007 11:24 am

    Thaaank Heaven. And an Amen to that. What’s up with all of the hottie doctors/nurses in your area?

  2. CatherineNo Gravatar

    August 15th, 2007 11:25 am

    You are TOO funny. However, I’m wondering if you’ll still be thankful for the shot when your ass is killing you tomorrow!

    Yet another thing I loved about Nurse Tim. He looked at me and said, “This is going to hurt, but it’s going to hurt a lot worse tomorrow and possibly the next day.” Not the most gentle of bedside manners, but I appreciate his honesty.

    I think I love him.

  3. JessieNo Gravatar

    August 15th, 2007 11:55 am

    Eek! That sounds like not any fun at all. Hope you’re feeling better.

  4. nabbaliciousNo Gravatar

    August 15th, 2007 2:43 pm

    Why do you have to get it in the behind?

    Wait, that sounds bad. But I can’t think of any other way to phrase it that doesn’t sound dirty.

    What I’m SAYING is, can’t you also get the tetanus shot in the arm? Or were you just looking for an excuse to show Nurse Tim your underwear? In which case, carry on! And feel bettah!

    I just wanted a hot man-nurse to touch my buttocks.

    Nahhhhh, he just suggested the boom due to the muscle soreness afterwards. He said that carrying around Wito (who witnessed the entire rendezvous and will, most likely, be scarred for life) would be rather unpleasant if I got it in the arm.

  5. BelindaNo Gravatar

    August 15th, 2007 3:32 pm

    Did you notice him in “Snakes on a Plane?” (The actor, not, presumably, your nurse, though one never knows) He was in the Mile High Club scene getting snakicided in the restroom.

  6. BeachMamaNo Gravatar

    August 15th, 2007 5:15 pm

    Now you know why your Mom always tells you to wear clean underwear and ones without holes. You just never know when you might be showing them off.

  7. KarenNo Gravatar

    August 15th, 2007 9:42 pm

    I don’t think there’s a single male nurse (er, married OR single) in my entire doctor’s office. Bummer.

    But, come to think of it - I don’t think that my behind would be attractive no matter how cute the panties were. It just wouldn’t help any. *sigh*

    I think I’ll just live vicariously through you.

  8. DeeNo Gravatar

    August 16th, 2007 4:49 am

    Sweet mo! You are one lucky gal.

  9. DanielleNo Gravatar

    August 16th, 2007 5:48 am

    Have you already explained why you needed a tetanus shot? Did I miss that?

  10. KeriNo Gravatar

    August 16th, 2007 6:55 am

    Good story, but does anyone else hate the word Panties?

  11. Not The MamaNo Gravatar

    August 16th, 2007 7:28 am

    You actually made a shot sound appealing. How is that possible?

  12. Madhouse WifeNo Gravatar

    August 16th, 2007 2:42 pm

    I love that Tim Riggins (prolly the character more than the actor). I’ve had quite the crush on him since that show started. With his greasy hair…just sets this girl’s heart all a-flutter.