A little birdie told me that you might be a little apprehensive about becoming bespectacled.
What? Say it isn’t so!
I know it may seem like a big change right now, but let me assure you that glasses are the coolest. And girls with glasses are the cutest!
And I’d be happy to give any naysayers a-talkin’ to…
Don’t I look intimidating? No? Of course not, because glasses are COOL and CUTE and SASSY and UNIQUE!
Just think. Glasses are the perfect accessory! You can pick the frames that match your super cool and stylish personality! Why, I even know people who wear glasses who don’t even need glasses to see! They just want to look cool and cute and sassy and unique too!
Am I right, my fellow girls with glasses? Show Pumpkin how great you look in YOUR glasses over here!
I can’t wait to see your new look, Pumpkin! You will rock those glasses!