Incoherent Rambling and a Dunkin Donut

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About a month ago, I made a promise to some Very Important People that I would not come back from Blogher and write about all of the AMAZING and TALENTED women I met during the process like everyone else.

(Although, I did! They were really, really fantastic!) (And that doesn’t count because of the parentheses.)

Since I’m a lady of my word, you will have witness the AMAZING and TALENTED women over at my Flickr set.

My only regret was the lack of time spent with some of the lovelies. I’m looking at you Leah squared, Yvonne, Kris, Stacy, SJ, etc.- 5 minutes here and there was NOT enough.

Oh, and when I swallowed my tongue after the utterly radiant Holly complimented my gold shoes.

Instead, please direct your attention to my late-night rambling in the fabulous company of Heather (aka- The Girl Who Orders Vegetable Wraps From Dunkin Donuts) and Shana Banana. Bonus points for anyone who can decipher what I’m saying during the middle. Also, my bloodshot eyes and open-mouth chewing? Sweet Ass Jebus.

UPDATE: It seems as a retaliatory measure, Heather has posted a video of yours truly engaging in some shady dance moves. I am offering my public apology right now.



COMMENTS (27)

Comments

  1. OH. MY. GOD.

  2. You didn’t bring enough doughnuts for the rest of us? Also, I love the open bite buh-bye.

  3. Now please venture to my place to watch your mad ass dance skillz.

    Chewing with my mouth open AND performing cheesy “wedding reception” dances? Well, it’s official. I have NO DIGNITY LEFT.

  4. And this is why we must do a weekend in Vegas.

    OR, we could meet at Starbucks for coffee this week. (Or next?)

    ha.

  5. you are so drunk. please tell me you are drunk. otherwise, um, i feel kind of bad for saying that.

    hi shana! you don’t look like you have menopause. (HA HA!)

    Um, yes. I was a tad over-served. ;)

  6. Man, Heather’s Queen wave was awesome. And that’s coming from a real live British person.

    (Also, I think I was maybe not so much “radiant” as just “sweaty.” But thank you! And I really did love your shoes!)

  7. no, just fat, sweaty and bloated.

    AWESOME!

  8. I think I’m in love with this video. And Holly was right; those shoes were quite fetching…and peaceful.

    P.S. So Darren made you promise about the “amazing and talented women” too, eh? ;)

    P.P.S. Wait. Dunkin Donuts carries vegetable wraps?! Are they good? I must ask Heather about this.

  9. I saw a video of you doing the “shopping cart”. That was hilarious.

  10. Funny you can tell how much fun you had even without a long description. Glad you had a great time!

  11. Miguelina. (reluctant housewife) says:

    But…but…I was looking forward to a long rambling post!

    Wish I could’ve been there!

  12. And this … THIS is why y’all couldn’t do Bacon? WhatEVAH!

  13. No olive pie for you.

  14. It looks like you had a truly amazing time. Have to admit, I’m a wee bit jealous. But mostly grateful there’s a place that allows such talented women to celebrate one another.

  15. I only saw you and your amazing hair for such a short time. Susan and I walked away and talked about your hair for a long time. Does that sound creepy?

    Vegas is like the antithesis of Blogher. What happens at BlogHer is shared with the entire internet, possibly before it has even ended.

  16. I’m with Shana on this one..

    AWESOME.

    (I made the promise to myself about no “amazing and talented women” post after BlogHer. But yeah, still HAD to do it because hello…amazing AND talented women. But today, I blogged about classes and no nap time. So that makes up for my previous post. Right?)

  17. Looks like a good time was had by all. Glad you’re back!

  18. Dunkin Donuts! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Did they have blueberry? So yum.

    Looks like you guys did Chicago in style. Did you actually attend any of the events? Looks like you were having too much fun to do so. Yeehaw!

  19. How did I EVAH forget how well you do the sprinkler and the shopping cart. Awe, I miss those days……

  20. You people with your dance moves. My rusty sprinkler has been put to shame. My donut-eating skills might pass muster though.

    It was great to meet you!

  21. See, if I’d only be trailing Heather B. as I should have been, I could have witnessed this directly. That’s what I get for not following my instincts.

    TOO. FUNNY.

  22. Cute girls.

  23. I had to watch the video again. Funnier the second (and third) time around. I like that Heather B says nothing other than a muffled HI. And you and G-Buns are talking sooooo slooooow. Fantastic!

    Sounds like a ton of fun! Glad y’alls had a good time!

  24. We need to form a dance troupe with Maliavale and do the sprinkler/shopping cart after many drinks, because I think the three of us are pros at that!

  25. I’m saddened and somewhat angry at the universe that we didn’t get to spend more time together. And that during the time we did see each other, most of it consisted of me 1) staring at your gorgeosity, and 2) slicing my leg open on Barmore’s broken wine glass. Good times.

    Let’s do it again in a month. Your place?

  26. cocodrie says:

    I’ve never met Heather, but the fact that she retaliated with a shopping cart vid….I feel as though we’re long, lost sisters!

    Also, thank you Lini for giving Whoorl those classic moves. Love it.

  27. You can change this anytime now….

    Really.

    Or else I won’t speak to you. Not even tomorrow!