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I’m Sarah, a veritable prodigy in the fields of list-making and lip gloss color recognition. I currently live by the beach with my picky interior designer husband and freakishly large baby.

I am addicted to instruction manuals, green olives (preferably in my vodka), Fantasy Football, online shopping and the color of grass.

My own personal hell would involve talking on the phone while surrounded by cats with The Carpenters playing in the background.

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  1. I feel you on the phone thing…I HATE the phone.

    Looking forward to meeting you!

  2. Nice version of hell. Meaning, yeah, that would be me. Actually, add hangnails and the sound of styrofoam coming out of the freezer (yes, in hell) and then it’s my perfect hell.

  3. Tell it, Sister! Cats are pure evil.

  4. I’m with you on the phone thing, too… and love of lists and the color of grass.

    I can’t wait to meet you in Chicago.

  5. Have fun at Blogher!

  6. Mmmmm olives. I’m down with that, especially if they’re floating in vodka.

    See you this week!

  7. Have a great time at blogher.

    I guess my hopes and dreams of being Whoorl’s friend are ruined–we have cats (as in 3 of them). Although I am beginning to dream of a life free of animals. However, they do provide a good amount of entertainment for the baby. I am with you on the phone, I hate talking on the phone, never answer it.

  8. What’s your favorite instruction manual?

  9. Kimberly says:


    Scan down to the second question and answer. Had this happen to me before. White vinegar solved the problem.

  10. Wait . . . so your own personal hell is also known as my Monday? ;)

    Can’t wait to see you. My email to you bounced back – can you email me so we can exchange numbers so I can, you know, successfully stalk you in Chicago? Mmmmmkay.

  11. I need to get on board and do one of these myself.

    SEE you this week.

  12. I’m not a cat person so being surrounded by cats WOULD BE HELL!

  13. White vinegar is the solution to a LOT of things, I’ve found.

    Phones suck. Why use the phone when we all have email anyway?

  14. Darren McLikeshimself says:

    He is freakishly large. Has my nickname for him stuck? I’m telling you, in college, he will totally go by “Bear.”

    I LOVE GREEN OLIVES SO MUCH! I love them so much that I’ve been wanting to figure out a way to make a green olive pie for ten years now. Maybe we should brainstorm some day?

  15. Phone and cats? You’ve got my number, err, e-mail works better. I think we need a contest with the most numbers of messages left that have never been listened to…