I bet you can’t eat 5 saltine crackers in one minute.
Seriously, I double-dog dare you.
Couldn’t do it!
you have to go to the store and buy some, chica. i could barely eat three before the minute was up…three MEASLY saltines. WTF? it’s like the cracker absorbs all the saliva in your mouth, making it impossible to chew and swallow.
i’m perplexed. not so much with the whole saltine deal, but the fact that this is the most interesting occurrence of my day.
what if i don’t have saltines?
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