Sea Lions Gone Wild!


I’ve lived in 5 cities during the past decade. Major cities, not-so-major cites, urban high-crime areas and run-of-the-mill suburbia. I’ve experienced tornadoes, rough winters, droughts, major floods, you name it.

Never did I think that this would be our most pressing problem.



  1. it’d be funny if wherever they said sea lion you inserted frat boy. it could actually work. ;)

    we have sea lions and people come in droves to see them lay around. they do bark awfully loud though.

  2. hahaaaaaHAAA, frat boys! that is hilarious.

  3. bishOp stu tu says:

    whOOrl gOOrl,

    Think Sea Lion Tapas. As you know, this great country was built on Buffalo Tapas. No big leap here…it all tastes like chicken.


    da bishOp

  4. Jurgen Nation says:

    I would totally hunt frat boys into extinction, but sea lions? Come ON. Arseholes!

  5. Just wanted to tell you I’m loving your blog. I’ll keep checking in on ya!