Why do Ketel One dirty martinis taste just a little bit better at restaurants?
How can triscuits taste so good when fresh, but soooo bad when stale? Is the woven texture to blame?
Is my fantasy football team going to whip up on my husband’s team tomorrow?
Did SAJ want to jump off a bridge because I forced her to watch college football all day?
Is it wrong to get overly excited when “Rock Me Amadeus” by Falco plays on my Direct TV 80′s channel?
Did the Desperate Housewives conspire to wear differing jewel tones at the Emmys? Sapphire, ruby, emerald…
Why does Catherine Zeta-Jones look like a COMPLETELY different person without her smoky eyeliner?
Is that dame from Beaches really dating Sayid from Lost?
Do most 30 year-olds lounge on the couch while listening to 80′s Direct TV music, drinking dirty martinis and reading US Weekly on Saturday night?
Should I admit I love nights like this?