Bring On The Lists
Written by whoorl · Filed Under lists
Sweet Jebus, I can be so lazy. Here I sit on the couch in my perfectly clean house (hell yes housekeeper monday), Wito just went down for a nap, my Statcounter and Google Reader feeds are caught up (which one’s better?) and the house is perfectly still. I can even hear the birds outside.
You would think I could get those creative juices flowing and crank out a post, but all I’m interested in is polishing off this box of Cheez-Its in my lap. Who out there doesn’t love the crispy tang of a Cheez-It?! If you don’t, I don’t think we can be friendternets (©Sarcomical) any longer. D told me yesterday that he is concerned about my diet; specifically that I eat nothing but crackers all day long. Hey D, it’s called being LAZY. And what about the Luna bars, dude? I eat those all the time and they have like all the vitamins and minerals you need for a week! Shit.
I was tagged for the six weird things meme that’s going around like the flu (thanks LVgurl), but seriously, don’t we all know that I’m fucking weird by now? If not, the category named call me quirky will get you up to speed. Side note - don’t do it.
La dee dah deeee dah.
OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE WORST POST EVER.
Maybe I should make a list. When I switched over to Wordpress, I looked through my older posts and realized I am a list-making queen. I love me some lists - they even have their own category.
Give me a list topic. I’ve got an hour to kill.
Donovan
February 20th, 2007 1:27 pmFavorite 80’s Movies
Donovan
February 20th, 2007 1:32 pmNevermind, that’s lame. How about Favorite Junk Foods(ie. Twinkies etc.).
That’s lame too. I don’t know, Favorite Cars, Most Inspiring Movies/Moments.
Man, nevermind making a list, I can’t even think up a list topic.
Today sucks.
Jenifer
February 20th, 2007 1:36 pmYay another Cheeze-its addict. I’m in love with the White Cheddar! What’s your personal fave? I keep a box on the floor hidden behind my desk leg, thinking that I’m hiding them from the boyfriend.
PS…Your last post inspired my most recent post. I hope that you don’t mind a tad bit of internet idol worship.
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 1:38 pmIn no particular order (forgetting some majors, but the PRESSURE. THE PRESSURE OF A LIST):
1. Cloak and Dagger
2. Some Kind of Wonderful
3. Airplane
4. Better Off Dead
5. Can’t Buy Me Love
6. Clash of the Titans
7. Dirty Dancing
8. Fame
9. Footloose
10. The Great Muppet Caper
11. Indiana Jones
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 1:39 pmI like the plain ol’ original cheez-its. YUM.
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 1:41 pmOH MY GOD. How could I forget Girls Just Wanna Have Fun?
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 1:42 pmWeird Science! The Karate Kid! Wax on, wax off!
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 1:43 pm9 to 5!
I’m stopping now.
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 1:47 pmFavorite Junk Foods:
1. Cheetos
2. Fritos
3. Doritos
4. Sour Cream Pringles
5. Wavy Lays
You get the picture…
Danielle
February 20th, 2007 1:58 pmI fell in luuuurve with Sarah Jessica Parker (an obsession that remains with me still today) in Girls Just Want to Have Fun. What a movie.
Jenifer
February 20th, 2007 2:16 pmI need to buy that movie on DVD (Girls Just Want to Have Fun). I have it on VHS but sadly no VHS player.
don't call me ma'am
February 20th, 2007 2:53 pmI’m sorry… I couldn’t get past the “Cheez-Its.” What was your post about??? I would kill for a Cheez-It right now. Sadly, they are not on the diet plan.
How about a list of foods with which you are completely obsessed?
Donovan
February 20th, 2007 2:54 pmDid I just see “Clash of the Titans” on your list, or am I dreaming.
Sorry, but you have to marry me now.
*i hope my wife doesn’t mind….na, she’ll understand when she reads your list.
am'ti b
February 20th, 2007 2:57 pmhey whoorl i know our beloved d does not do movies, but you must and i mean must see a movie made since say you graduated from college. i must agree with some of the big ones on your list. but yo chica it is 2007! i mean no harm, just felt like being bold, i guess that is not a rare thing. i love fritos! and all frito lay products.
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 3:00 pmYes, yes indeedy. Clash of the Titans rocked.
Was Flash Gordon made in the 80’s? If so, I have to add it to the list. When the dude has to stick his hand in the rocks with the scary scorpion stingthings? I still freak out to this day.
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 3:03 pmdude, amti’b - my favorite movies of the 80’s, not of all time.
if you’re gonna be bold, PAY ATTENTON. sheesh. ;)
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 3:18 pmDCMM-
Food Obsessions:
1. Nuts - walnuts, pecans, dry-roasted peanuts, pistachios. I love nuts!
2. Mexican food
3. Mexican food
4. Mexican food
5. Is vodka considered a food? It should be.
LVGurl
February 20th, 2007 3:24 pmClash of the Titans is an amazing cinematic feat! Everything looks so real. Especially the sword fight between Perseus and the giant Scorpions. And that mechanical owl? And the the journey on the River Styx, when the skeletor guy opened his skeletor hand to take the coins? I really felt like I was there.
Aaaannnnd, I’m a geek.
gorillabuns
February 20th, 2007 3:31 pmi really can’t believe you forgot to add mr. mom!
rebecca
February 20th, 2007 3:32 pmGreetings from a fellow list-lover. And, having seen your latest purse contents shot, how about the top 5 best lip gloss colors? Because I am also a savant in lip gloss color recognition. :)
Jenifer
February 20th, 2007 3:36 pmOkay… Top vacation spots (visited or would like to visit)
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 3:49 pmMr. Mom! MR. MOM! Like, the greatest movie of all time!
“You want some chiliiiii?”
Lip gloss and vacation spots forthcoming.
By the way, Wito woke up like an hour ago and I just got back from a walk. Back to ignoring my child and creating lists.
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 4:13 pmBearca, the lip gloss list will be my next post. Damn fine idea (at least to lip gloss fanatics like us).
Top vacation spots visited:
1. Cabo San Lucas
2. Bahamas
3. NYC
4. Surrounding California cities (Santa Barbara, San Diego, San Francisco)
5. Aspen
6. Santa Fe
7. Montana
Would like to visit:
1. Italy
2. Vancouver
3. Sweden
4. Seattle
5. Portland
6. Northern California coast
7. Spain
rebecca
February 20th, 2007 4:18 pmGirl! I am awaiting your lip gloss post on pins & needles. I will plan one of my own in the very near future. It’s close to my heart. Shallow but true. :)
Kimmer
February 20th, 2007 5:21 pmOn the vacation front, can we get a little Larry, K?
The Free State, the Sub, the memories…
Karen D.
February 20th, 2007 5:32 pmHow about all the things you DON’T miss about work (just so I can depress myself more!)
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 5:37 pmThat would be because Larry, K is my second home in my heart of hearts.
Oh, how I miss LARRY. In fact, I miss it so much, I shall write a haiku.
Larry, K., by Whoorl
Larry K, the great
Life is truly not the same
without Larry K
Free State and the Sub
La Familia, Quintons, West
Oh how my ass grew
GSP, The Wheel
Scary wrecks atop the hill
Fraternity love
Jayhawk basketball
Jacque Vaughn I still adore you
Where are you these days?
Larry K, the great
I will dream of my return
But not in winter
whoorl
February 20th, 2007 5:40 pmKaren-
Unfortunately, that list would take up all the bandwidth on this site. ;)
Kimmer
February 20th, 2007 5:55 pmThat haiku was glorious. In the 60 degree weather yesterday, I saw two girls cruising Tennessee…with their top down. oh the memories.
sizzle
February 20th, 2007 6:01 pmum, if you ever come to seattle, you damn well better say hello. ;)
all these lists! i’m in heaven.
am'ti b
February 20th, 2007 6:28 pmmy bad with the movies, i didn’t read the other comments. i went straight to your lists. now i have, sorry.
janet
February 20th, 2007 8:18 pmI also love Cheez-its, Cheetos, Mexican food, vodka, Mr. MOM (loooooove) and I got married in Cabo. Maybe we should be friends!
Jen
February 21st, 2007 5:12 amGirls Just Wanna Have Fun…best movie ever. Tune in Tokyo! How about a list of things that annoy you most? Granted, mine would probably take up the whole Internet…
Darren McLikeshimself
February 21st, 2007 6:05 amOh, man! Aren’t Cheez-Its the best? I especially like the Tabasco flavored kind.
And you wrote “crispy tang.” SNORT!
Sadie
February 21st, 2007 6:17 amGoddamnit, now I will be unable to focus on anything but the pursuit and capture of a box of Cheez-Its today. Normally I only have those at my mother’s (apparently the addiction is hereditary).
guinness girl
February 21st, 2007 7:09 amWhat, no Grease 2 on the list of 80’s movies? Gasp!
Married Jen
February 21st, 2007 8:00 amHow about top 5 favorite ways to drink vodka???
whoorl
February 21st, 2007 8:07 am1. Ketel One on the rocks. 2 olives. (my go-to drink)
2. Martini. Very dirty.
3. Vodka tonic with lime.
4. Vodka soda with lemon.
4. Citron with soda.
Bren
February 21st, 2007 9:27 amI’ll have to share some authentic Mexican food recipes with you. What are you favorite?
RELUCTANT HOUSEWIFE
February 21st, 2007 9:36 amHow about a Baby-Gear Shitlist? You know, all the gear you bought and now regret.
I’ll start! I bought a shopping car cover I used once. And I gave a friend of mine Pee-Pee Tee-Pees…
whoorl
February 21st, 2007 10:00 ampeepee teepees are a JOKE! wito shot one in the air like a geyser.
good idea for a list though. :)