Consider This A Warning


We are headed to Oklahoma tomorrow for a 96-hour Wito bonanza.

By God, if one sick person tries to touch or hold him, I will throw down out on the chilly lawn of dead grass. How’s that for Christmas spirit?

Germy selfish people + Whoorl = UFC

Abundant snark from the trip coming your way next week.

Happy Holidays!



  1. Merry Christmas! Best of luck on the flight… can’t wait to hear how it goes. Well, only if its snarky. Really REALLY snarky. Because that’s when you’re at your best.

  2. Merry Christmas!! Can’t wait for the stories :)

  3. Good luck, and Happy Holidays to you and yours! Can’t wait to hear all about the trip.

  4. Have a good trip. The weather is supposed to be decent here unless you’re headed for the panhandle. Merry Christmas!

  5. Merry Christmas!

    Is it wrong that I’m pretty thrilled to not be traveling this year?

  6. The post title reminded me of this lovely little song by Anna Nalick, “Consider this a warning/ cause I’ll start another fight/ if you say its all all right/ can’t wait for the day when you find I’m too much for you baby…” Kinda sassy, much like the Whoorl.

  7. bitetherabbit says:

    I’ve ordered all sick people to where a mask and remain 10 ft away from my baby at all times. I’m so with you on the Ultimate Fighting the sick freaks who think nothing of infecting my baby. Or yours. Good luck.

  8. Merry Christmas to you and the whole family, Whoorl!

  9. Merry Christmas, have a wonderful 96 hours!

  10. Merry Christmas… and make sure to take Anders’ little tigery-stripey things to keep his little legs warm. I’m still dying over those!

  11. merry xmas

  12. Come on! I’m dying here – how was Oklahoma??