I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned my dad’s glorious candy drawer on more than one occasion here at whoorl. Earlier this week, I received the greatest honor imaginable when my father asked me to accompany him on a candy-drawer-stocking expedition to the grocery store. I jumped at the chance to learn proper candy-stocking skills from the master. How does he do it? Are his purchases off the cuff or does he employ a systematic thought process? THE QUESTIONS.
A thought crossed my mind. I bet 6 of my readers would find a documentary completely riveting!
This video is for you, 6 people of the world.
Warning: This is 4 minutes and 55 seconds of your life that you will NEVER get back. Think about it.
I, personally, found this delightful.
I really, really sort of love your dad right now.
Also, I am staggered by the scope and variety of that candy aisle. Manhattan grocery stores just cannot provide the same level of candy fulfillment as a big box store.
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Your dad is awesome! I love his reference to rock bottom prices.
A candy drawer? that is something i need. Thank goodness for your video so that I know how to stock up! whee.
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This was a great thing to watch on a Friday morning! Now I want to go make my own candy drawer!
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This made my Friday morning. It’s also made me realize that a) candy drawers are necessary and b) I really miss my parents. Shopping for candy with them right now would be a deeee-light. Have a great rest of the trip!
You have an adorable voice and a cute hint of an accent.
That was HILARIOUS. And awesome.
$31 on candy. Video taping in a grocery store. It was all great.
Did anyone see you taping? It’s be awesome to see their reaction to: “It’s for my blog.” :)
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Yes, in fact, as we were checking out, I asked the cashier if she would mind if I videotaped the checkout screen. She said she didn’t mind, until my father told her we were from the competing store across the street. She didn’t find it funny at all.
Love love love that I’m not the only one who makes fun of this organic obsession.
Also, happen to love your dad.
It’s an ongoing joke over here!
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Your dad is my personal hero – he spent $30 on candy! I have to recommend Starburst Jellybeans for the next candy drawer trip. They are splendid. No longer available in Canada (where I’m from) though, so I usually buy ALL the packages at Target when I get to make a trip to the US.
Your dad is sooo cute! Knows candy AND is a good sport. I found this documentary very insightful.
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Your dad is the coolest! Seriously! And wow to the candy selection, I would be very afraid to walk through that aisle. So I have a question for you . . . how did you edit your video and add music, etc.? I went to Vimeo (which seems to be very popular, how do you like it?) but they don’t offer anything for video editing. Any helpful hints would be greatly appreciated! Thanks! :-)
I use Apple iMovie . :)
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I loved all 4 minutes and 54 seconds of it! Your father is adorable and I love his thought process.
And yes, dum-dums suck. Too much effort for such a little piece of crap. I was a bit dismayed to see the Candy Man walk past the Circus Peanuts without batting an eye. I used to love them as a kid, but now I’m a bit afraid of them.
Oh, the Circus Peanuts were not ignored. However, that footage didn’t make the cut.
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Adorable dad, southern accents, chocolate, Sammy Davis Jr?
WIN.
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Love it! Your dad is a great sport for doing this.
That was the cutest!
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That was a lot of fun. I agree with many above, I need my own candy drawer – something I’m going to instigate when we move next week (lots more drawer space in the new house).
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I find The Candyman’s glasses completely riveting.
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That was THE CUTEST. I love your dad. And his most excellent candy drawer.
I especially enjoyed the typed captions reinforcing his points.
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4 minutes and 54 seconds of awesome!
Hahaha. I like your dad.
Happy Father’s Day to the Bishop. Would this be a bad (but bad in a good way) time to disclose that I work in the confectionery/candy industry? ;)
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Loved it!
If you are ever inspired to buy the Dum Dums send be the Bubble Gum flavor– it’s the only one my daughter likes!
And now I need a candy drawer…
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That really made me miss my dad.
What an amazing video!
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My five year old just said “This whole movie is about buying candy?” Then he laughed uncontrollably for a good 3 minutes. Then wanted to watch it again.
My kids were drawn to this like moths to a flame. They were sitting on my lap asking me all sorts of questions. Who is that? Who is that candy for? and the like.
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I love it. Will never have to wander the candy aisle at Target in a state of dazed confusion again. You (and your dad (and your dad’s adorable glasses)) rock.
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His candy drawer must be HUGE! More like a candy pantry.
I would love to see a pic of the actual drawer.
holy hell could your dad be any freakin cuter???!!!
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That was hysterical. Thank you for posting such a cute Friday treat–and clearly it appealed to more than 6 of us!
…you and your dad together shopping for candy…adorable!
That was just too good for words.
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That was hilarious!! I loved your candy video and your dad is really funny! “like Viagra but only lasts 3 minutes!”
I didn’t know that you could still write a cheque for groceries either.
dude best video EVER. the candy man music was such a great touch. fun insight into the non cali whoorl persona. enjoy your visit! :)
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Your dad’s right…worms ARE organic, and thus healthy!
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This video is darling! And your dad is the cutest!
I also usually have a candy drawer, although right now it is more like a candy bucket. Currently mine is pretty citrus candy-centric: lemon drops, lemon heads, chewy sprees, and skittles.
I recently went on vacation with my mom (and, obviously, brought my candy bucket full of yellow-colored candy) and she brought out her stash of candy – all red candy including red hots, red licorice, and hot tamales. I was explaining to my boyfriend how weird i thought it was that my mom and I both show up with color-themed candy and he responded, “You don’t think it is weird that you both bring your own private candy stash?” Uh… I guess not everyone is obsessed with candy!
I see that you get your sense of humor from your Dad! He’s a natural, and the video was great fun!
Awwww…i loved this!
Loved the viagra for 2-3 minutes comment. What a ham!
And your voice was NOT annoying. Very smooth interviewer. ;)
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Hahaha! This is priceless! I don’t even know where to begin w/ the hilariousness. Loved the typed captions, esp. “Fondle the candy!” The editing, the music, ALL. OF. IT! How big is this candy drawer??? !!
SQUASH!
Next time I drive up to Oklahoma, can we just hang out with Ron instead of going shopping?
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This was so awesome! Made my day!
I thought the video was cute, you looked lovely, and your Dad is *adorable*!!!
I love your Dad, he’s hilarious!
That was wonderful! You and your dad seemed to be having a blast! Enjoy the rest of your trip.
WELL i am about #50 who watched that video and i loved it. i want to shop with your dad and YOU! :)
ps what about reeeses?!?!
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Great, now I want… nay, NEED… a candy drawer.
And THIS would be why I LOVE your blog…
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:( Makes me miss my dad! I think he and Ron would be great friends :) Except that he lives in London…and gets teased constantly for his deep southern accent…and love of candy.
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Loved the video! Your dad is so cute. Love the Johnnie’s reference and loved the Viagara comment. So something one of my parents would have felt the need to say on camera.
What’s up with sugar free round jolly ranchers? Really not okay.
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Love the video!!! Your dad is adorable.