Happy Birthday To ME

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On my way to Cabo San Lucas…sing along, It’s My Party And I’ll Drink-Lots-Of-Cerveza If I Want To, Drink-Lots-Of-Cerveza If I Want To, Drink-Lots-Of-Cerveza If I Want To, You Would Drink-Lots-Of-Cerveza Too If It Happened To YOOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Do you know what would be the best birthday present ever? To see a BILLION TRILLION comments when I turn on my computer once I arrive in Mexico.

Then, I’ll show my family and pretend I’m a blogebrity. I’m self-serving like that.

Annnnd then, I’ll show my husband and say something along the lines of “Dude, will you look at these comments?! I’m a blogebrity! This could be my full-time job! I could stay at home with Wito and give him the love he needs!”

Annnnd then, he’ll tell me to keep dreaming.

Whatever.

C’MON…it’s MY BIRTHDAY and I have sore nipples!! Puh-lease?!



COMMENTS (108)

Comments

  1. WHO IS THE SHITTIEST FRIEND IN AMERICA??!!??

    I had this on my calendar. I am blaming it on my six week old babe. That is all I can say. Please have a dozen cervezas for me in Cabo. Then have a sweet tart vodka drink. You are a blogebrity in my world, sister. We discussed you at a family dinner the other night. Because there were three around the table that read religiously.

  2. Happy birthday! And leave a little Cerveza for the rest of us, will you?

  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Sorry – I had to yell. You’re really far away, what with being in Mexico and all. Hope it’s your best birthday yet!

  4. Delurking to say Happy Birthday, Whoorl! I really enjoy your site! Enjoy Cabo!

  5. Glad to do my part! Happy birthday, Whoorl! Enjoy your trip.

  6. Happy Birthday!

    I must admit, I’m a wee bit jealous. You’re going to Mexico AND you have a baby who SLEEPS THROUGH THE NIGHT. Honestly? I don’t know which option sounds better at this point.

    Anyways, here’s hoping you have an amazing time. Take lots of pictures! I loved the ones you posted of Santa Fe. You know, a million billion years ago before you had Anders.

    Also, look! I typed a whole comment! I have gotten a break from the Asher the Boob Wrangler! So toast me with a gigantic margarita in Mexico.

  7. Happy Birthday!

  8. Happy Birthday my fellow Scorpio! Wish we lived closer so we could do some serious damage during this birthday week.

    You rock my whoorld.

    (Stop groaning, jurgen.)

  9. Here’s another drop in the bucket on your way to a billion trillion. Happy birthday! Have a great time. Sounds like you deserve it.

  10. Happy Birthday, I am very jealous on my little rainy island!

  11. Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you. Drink lots of cerveza and I hope your nips feel better too.

  12. Ah, yes, a fellow Scorp. No wonder I like you so much!
    Happy Birthday!
    : o )

  13. Happy Birthday! Take lots of pictures! (And you’re totally already a blogebrity!)

  14. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Here’s to better nips and a wonderful trip. And dude – you’re already a bligebrity…as is Anders :)

  15. WHOO!!! happy birthday! :)

    yes, yes, take lots of pictures and also buy yourself some fun piece of jewelry or something. and maybe a margarita.

  16. of course your a blogebrity! have you seen how many people link to you? dozens and dozens and dozens…!!!

    HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!!! and drink as much as your boobs will let you!

  17. happy birthday whoorl-girl!! :)

  18. Can’t think of a better place to spend a birthday…..feliz cumpleaños!

  19. Happy birthday to my soul sistah!!

    Drink ‘em up and bust out the dance moves with LaLa so we can laugh about it when I see you upon your return.

  20. Happy Birthday! Have a glorious time in Mexico!

    PS. I purchased new shampoo and I look like a glossy haired princess today. Thanks!

  21. Happy birthday dear Whoorl :) I hope it’s a fantastic one with lots of cerveza.

  22. i am soooooo jealous of you being in mexico. i love mexico! but i am not jealous of the sore nipples. beer will help. definitely!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROCK STAR MOMMY!

  23. happy birthday fellow scorpio! has it been a year since you touched alcohol? what great timing to go to mexico…have great times with the fam…as anders will be spoiled rotten with love!

  24. Happy Birthday dear Whoorl, Happy Birthday to you!!!

  25. Happy Birthday, senorita! Whoop it up in Cabo!

  26. Happy Birthday, Happy Vacation, Happy Anniversary, Happy Happy Happy!!! :O)

    Um, can I have your blogograph?

  27. Happy Birthday!!

  28. HAPPY

  29. BIRTHDAY

  30. ‘Been reading for awhile …

  31. … ‘was “introduced” through SAJ’s site …

  32. ‘LOVE your style!!!

  33. And all the great pics of all of you beautiful peeps!

  34. I’m a new G’ma … in May …

  35. But they live FAR AWAY …

  36. I’m in NY … they’re in WA …

  37. I’m originally from MT …

  38. ‘Loved your vacation commentary & pics :-)

  39. Feliz Cumpleaños!!!

  40. first time commenter, long time reader!!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    Have fun you famous bloggy person you!

  41. How’s that for helping to build the numbers???

  42. Happy birthday! Cheers to you!

  43. Ooops … Not fast enough …

  44. ‘Got interrupted!

  45. But that’s a good thing …

  46. ‘Look how popular you are …

  47. You don’t need me to “stack the deck”!!!

  48. Salud!!!

  49. Happy Birthday! May your favorite NFL team win the superbowl! Oh and that your boobs start to feel better. Hope it’s a good one.

  50. Happy birthday, sore nipples and all! Have a great time.

  51. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope you have a great time in Mexico. I need a margarita.

  52. Happy Birthday! Enjoy Mexico, I’m very jealous.

  53. One!….more!…commeeeeeenntt!!!! Happy B-day!

  54. h a p p y b i r t h d a y ! drink a delicious vodka martini (with 3 olives!) for me, ok?

  55. Dude, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    I’m so glad you’re doing this NaBloPoMo because I love reading your site and it’s making my birthday month happy!

    (you know, except for the sore boobs part….that just makes me cringe with simpathy pains)

  56. Happy Birthday!

    BTW your wedding photos were absolutely gorgeous!

  57. Happy Birthday!

    You are SO a blogebrity – look at all these comments!

    In honor of your fabulous Mexican trip, Imagine I’m sending some mariachis your way to sing you “Las Mañanitas” (traditional birthday song):

    Estan son las mañanitas
    Que cantaba el Rey David
    A las muchachas bonitas
    se las cantamos así…

    ¡Feliz Cumpleaños!

  58. Totally a blogebrity! Totally!

    Happy birthday! WOO HOO!

  59. happy birthday! enjoy the vacation.

  60. Haoppy B-day! I hope you enjoy the time away! :)

  61. De-lurking to wish you the best cerveza-soaked birthday a gal could wish for!! You deserve it!

  62. Happy birthday cerveza girl! Enjoy!!!

  63. Happy Birthday Whoorl! Have a great trip.

  64. Happy Birthday. Sorry about the nips.

  65. happy birthday to you – from a fellow scorpio and long-time reader. glad you have some time to relax, and celebrate all of the good things in your life.

    and thank you for sharing the slideshow of your weddings pics. my fiance and I are planning a very small wedding next year and it’s so rare to see any pictures proving that it’s been done before. your wedding looked like a beautiful, memorable day. Just what I hope for!

  66. Happy Birthday!!! I think I’m commenter #72, so you should have lots to show off to your family! Have fun in Mexico!

  67. Happy Birthday, you foxy mama, you!

  68. Happy Birthday…you must be a blogebrity because here I am writing YOU a Happy Birthday and I often forget to say such things to my own family members.

  69. Lets make it an even 75 – Happy Birthday!

  70. well, i think you’re a blogebrity :)

    happy birthday (and happy belated anniversary)!

  71. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHOORL!

  72. Happy Birthday Whoorl! You share your birthday with a very special person, my daughter Kayla! Have fun in Mexico!
    And yes, you are a blogebrity. Put up a couple banner ads and just watch the $ flow. You and D can both stay home.

  73. Whoorl, wishing you the happiest of birthdays! Have a wonderful time in Mexico, may the salt water heal those boobs and the cerveza heal all else!!

    Happy Birthday!

  74. Happy Birthday!

  75. Happy Birthday Whoorl, and Happy Birthday to your sore, soldiering nipples too. Have lots of alcohol (but don’t give any to your nips, that will burn).

  76. elizabetht says:

    Happy Birthday! :)

  77. Happy Birthday!

  78. Happy Birthday whoorl! Hope you have a great trip.

  79. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  80. Happy Birthday! You are already a blogebrity, but I’m happy to give you a boost! Hope you and your nips have a great time in Mexico!

  81. Enjoy your birthday and your much deserved vacation!

    P.S. It is also my niece’s birthday AND my sister-in-law’s!

  82. Happy, happy birthday!! And enjoy the free grandma/grandpa babysitting!

  83. Happy Trifecta! Beautiful wedding photos…

  84. Happy birthday! Enjoy yourself :) :) :)

  85. Sounds like the perfect birthday! Live it up!

  86. Darren McLikeshimself says:

    Happy birthday, Whoorl! You rock!

  87. Jen-Again says:

    Feliz cumpleanos!

  88. Oh I love, love the gentle manipulation of the husbands. Drop enough hints and you will wear down his resistance. Basically, he’ll just want you to shut the f**k up about it and give in out of fear of insanity.
    Enjoy your vacation – Beans has regressed and for the past few days is feeding every TWO HOURS. Me so tired. What is going on? Maybe this is his silent protest before he sleeps through the night? One can dream.

  89. i think this is the record for you! you ask and you shall receive!

    hope you enjoy your birthday, princess mimosa!

  90. Love it, blogebrity!
    Happy Birthday Whoorl! Thanks, once again, for the entertainment..Man, I hope you post after a few of them drinks!

  91. Happy, Happy Birthday! My kiddo Kayla was born on this day four years ago. Ironically, she was a little gift that we brought home with us from Mexico:)

  92. elisabeth says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETNESS!!! Thinking of you today! Hope you had a wonderful birthday!! Hope the flight and travel with your boys was a smooth one. :) Have a blast!!

  93. ok i thought i commented earlier but now i don’t see it. i can’t let your birthday pass without saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY! drink lots of beer, enjoy the warm water and please post pics so i can live vicariously through it. i miss mexico!

    ENJOY!!

  94. Happy Birthday!

  95. Happy Birthday Bloglebrity!!!
    Happy Birthday to you.
    Happy Birthday to you.
    Happy Birthday dear Whoorl.
    Happy Birthday to you.

  96. And one more for good measure…
    Happy Birthday (there, 98 comments is pretty dang good!)

  97. You are totally a blogebrity! I only read famous people’s blogs.

  98. Happy birthday! Love your blog!!!

  99. Happy Birthday Whoorl… you make me smile!

  100. Yay! Oh yeah, it’s your birthday… gonna party like its your birthday…! Have a cerveza for me too Whoorly girl.

  101. In spanish..

    Felicidades linda… Espero estes disfrutando..

    English
    Happy b-day Beautifull, I wish you enjoy your vacation…

    С днем рождения

  102. Happy birthday beautiful whoorl mama! Have fun in Mexico!

  103. Hey Girlie,
    Hope you are having a stupendious birthday vacation. I can’t think of a better present.

    I heard somewhere that sunshine is good for sore nips. ;)

  104. Blogebrity indeed! Happy Birthday Whoorl!

  105. Happy Belated, you Blogebrity, you.

    Now. Stay home. You can totally make a living from blogging.

  106. happy birthday! party and dance until you can’t feel your legs. lucky butt!! i want a vacation!!!

    happy bday, and many moooooooooree.

  107. Happy late Birthday! Hope your day was GREAT!

  108. mama_Bear says:

    Happy Bday Blogebrity Whoorl! YOOOOO HOOOO