The Bachelor Recap: Women (Boringly) Tell All

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I’m not sure if last night’s episode deserves its own video, but here ya go. (I was actually more intrigued by one of the audience members than the bachelorettes.)

Seriously, you guys. This young lady is far too invested in next week’s preview of The Bachelor.

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WHAT WILL EVER BECOME OF JUAN PABLO’S LOVE SITUATION? I AM FEELING ALL OF THE FEELINGS.



COMMENTS (5)

Comments

  1. Dying laughing that you posted the picture of that poor little nitwit who was crying…CRYING!!…at the end of the show. My husband and I looked at each other and he said, “Are we seeing the same thing? Did that just happen?”. Um, crazy. Btw, the only reason I started watching The Bachelor is because I find your recaps so damn funny! Thanks for sharing.

  2. these recaps are amazing. and the potential renee plot twist now has me more on the edge of my seat than i already was. i missed the poor, pathetic sad chick at the end, but couldn’t handle the handful of audience girls and their strange sympathetic frowning head nods. did you notice them? do they have to be able to do that to secure a seat in the audience? it was like dramatic stage acting to equal cassandra’s stage makeup.
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  3. Please don’t insult the dog. He probably didn’t want to be there.

  4. Kristin says:

    OMG the purple lipstick Cassandra?! What was that?

    It would have been interesting if Renee’s situation was that she was dating JP but I read that she is back with her boyfriend.

    I thought it was weird that girls who were sent home early on were so upset? He’s just not that into you girl!

    I think Andi is the Bachelorette and now I will have to watch it…sigh.

  5. Tracy D says:

    Renee is engaged (not to Juan Pablo)! Just googled and found a whole bunch of articles about it. Apparently he is someone she dated and broke up with in 2010 and they rekindled their romance after she returned from Bachelor filming. She has a picture of them together, along with a visible engagement ring, on her instagram. Cute!