1. I still wear my special sexpot lipstick combination (NARS Dolce Vita and Chanel Pagoda Glossimer) when I visit the hot pediatrician.
2. I’ve completely stopped trying to feed Wito vegetables and I don’t feel the slightest bit guilty.
3. I only live 20 minutes away, but I still haven’t taken Wito to Disneyland. (A colossal SoCal parent no-no. Quelle horreur!)
4. The Backyardigans is on my television WAY too much. (Proof.)
5. If I go on one more preschool tour, I’m going to vomit.
I already feel better. Feel free to add your personal confession and you will be absolved completely. Peace be with you.